An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from “down under.” Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia. It was not clear how the man’s situation arose. Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers, before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.
Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment. A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers. The man was in a satisfactory condition. It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.
What the hell is he doing putting metal washers on his wanker? I wanna know how big those washers were cause I’m getting the feeling he was lacking in the penis department.
Good Lord! Christina Aguilera’s boobs are outta control CK
Ted Kennedy underwent brain surgery today CS
Say hello to Jennifer Aniston’s Nips ND
Watch Out! The cougar Linda Hogan is out to get ‘cha! WIMB
Tips on how to avoid Tom Cruise at the movie awards AB
Popbytes personal pics from the MTV movie awards PB
A Tori Spelling baby bump moment DS
Do you did Reese Witherspoon’s new hair do? SOW
Mariah Carey’s the latest lip synching victim GB
Who Knew Samantha Ronson had a sister? IBBB
Jesse McCartney is legal to booze it up now CD
Chris Crocker needs to hang out in the sun a bit more CP
Jessica Simpson has so many problems landing a good man that she sounds like she’s living through her sister’s marriage and pregnancy. While in Vegas over the weekend with Ashlee and Pete for one of his DJ gigs, Jess gushed about what a wonderful mother Ashlee will be and how everyone should wish their relationship was as good as her sister’s with Pete.
“She’ll be amazing, absolutely amazing. They’re just the cutest couple in the world,” she says. “They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.”
Sounds like Jessica just needs to find an emo dude with a bad haircut to make her life complete.
I dunno what it is, but Jessica Alba looks gorgeous in her full prego glory in a bikini! See, that’s what I would look like in a bikini right now, but the problem is I’m not knocked up. I tried to use it as an excuse but it doesn’t help when you look knocked up for 5 years and have no kids. She looks like she’s about ready to pop doesn’t she?
Since we’re all too idiotic to figure it out ourselves, Lindsay Lohan may possibly be ‘coming out’ in an upcoming issue of OK! Magazine. She’s a smart bitch. Hold out for a million buckaroos before you tell the world something we already know.
According to a source close to the actress, the magazine has offered Lohan “around $1 million to do the cover. Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money,” the source told the New York Post newspaper.Lohan’s rep denies there’s a deal, however, saying, “They sent offers and we passed.” OK! said, “We don’t comment on future editorial.”
I think it’s obvious that she likes to get her lick on but I think some people would have to see her head shoved in Sam’s poon before they’ll believe it themselves. Pervs.
Naomi Campbell better start looking into the hair club for models or something along those lines cause the bitch is losing her hair. After years and years of getting her hair done in extensions it’s finally taking it’s toll and she’s going bald. Ha! It couldn’t happen to a nicer person could it?
The fiery 38-year-old – this week charged over an alleged air-rage bust-up – started losing her hair 15 years ago, the friend said. It began thinning as she kept having extensions – and she ignored warnings about losing her own hair unless she gave it a rest, it is claimed. Naomi was again snapped with what appeared to be a bald patch this week outside Heathrow police station.
Fashion photographer and ex-model Huggy Ragnarsson told The Sun: “That’s been happening for a while. The hair stylist Sam McKnight said to me in the Nineties, ‘She’d better be careful with those weaves, she’s going to lose her hair.’”
Chill out with the extensions for a while, woman! Do the head wrap or a wig for a while. It doesn’t even matter cause you know the ho will still look good even if she’s rocking a skullet.
Do you have anyone who just annoys the hell out of you and the time you think they’re finally out of your life and BAM! they jump back in your face? That’s how I feel about Sanjaya. The dude just drives me up the wall and I can’t handle his shiznit any more. Of course Nationwide has to torture me with putting Sandy vagina in one of their commercials cause you know, I just can’t handle a day going by without seeing his manorexic body. Here’s a behind the scenes look of Sandjina’s upcoming Nationwide commercial.
All right I totally suck and didn’t get a chance to watch the MTV Movie Awards last night so the least I can do is post some pics of those who hit the ‘gold’ carpet. Nobody seemed to look too trashtacular this year!
Tatum O’Neal was arrested yesterday after attempting to purchase crack from a dealer near her home on the Lower East Side in New York. Tatum tried to tell the cops she was doing research for a movie role about a junkie. Like that’s seriously gonna fly with the po po!
When the police approached, she asked them, ‘You know who I am, right?’ ” one source said. “Then she said, ‘I’m researching a part - I’m doing this for a part as a junkie.’ ” The source said detectives found a pipe on O’Neal, daughter of actor Ryan O’Neal. The pipe and screen were clean. “Then she said she’d been clean for two years, and that she’d just came out today,” the source said. “Can’t we just forget about this?” sources said she begged the detectives.
The suspected drug dealer, Alan Garcia, 33, also was arrested, the sources said. Both were hauled into the 7th Precinct and were expected to spend the night in custody.
First off, never pull the whole ‘You know who I am’ bullshit. You’re a washed up actress with issues, that’s who you are! Second, don’t try to tell the cops you’re doing research for a movie role about being a junkie. I tried that and they said that giving hand jobs in the park during the day isn’t a place to work on my next porn movie.
