Archive for June 3rd, 2008
A new trend is sweeping the NYC club scene. Young males are rubbing Preparation H all over their stomach and chest so they can look “ripped!”
One hemorrhoid creamer said,
“The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club. If you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped.”
Preparation H contains phenylephrine HCL, a drug which shrinks blood vessels which then reduces blood and fluid, giving your chest and stomach more definition.
Bodybuilders have been using Preparation H right before competitions for ages. However, Preparation H doesn’t support “off ass” applications and doesn’t recommend them.
“It can work, but you can also get an allergy to it,” said Baumann, who knew a friend who applied Preparation H under her eyes the day of her wedding only to break out with a rash on her face.
Rigel said Preparation H can have more serious side effects inside the body. Since the active ingredient works by constricting blood vessels, Preparation H has the potential to raise blood pressure.
“Probably if you put enough of it on, it would raise your blood pressure,” Rigel said. “It’s not designed to cover the whole area of your chest.
What’s wrong with men these days? Don’t they know that the size of the penis, not the stomach and chest muscles, is what truly matters?! Try rubbing some Prep H on your peen and let me know how that works out for ya. 
If only it didn’t shrink the blood vessels. Damn.
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Who’s buying porn? - RR
The deets on George Clooney’s breakup. He moved out of his own home until Sarah removed all her things. DAYUM! - CS
Miley Cyrus wants to dress you - CK
Personal pictures from the MTV Movie Awards! - PB
Jessica Alba and a midget - AB
David Cook is wasting no time - SOW
Celebrity boob showdown - ND
Jack Black feels neglected - GB
Eva Longoria steals - IBBB
Jake Gyllenhaal and Tina Fey are voted #1 - DS
American Idol contestant diagnosed with cancer - GTS
“He’s gorgeous as fuck. Haven’t you seen him before?”
When People magazine asked Amy how her crackhead hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil, is doing.
For the Simpsons cast, it’s less d’oh and more dough. Finally.
After months of negotiations that, until now, have put production on the latest season on hold, the voices of Springfield’s finest (and not so finest) have signed a new four-year deal with 20th Century Fox, bumping up the top cast’s salaries to roughly $400,000 per episode.
The new payday takes effect for the just announced 20th season of the series, which goes into production this morning, and which puts the show on par with Gunsmoke as the longest running prime-time series in TV history.
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Tori Amos is proving to be less than Epic.The singer has cut ties with Sony-owned Epic Records, her label of six years, to become an independent artist.
“This is an exciting time,” she said in a post on her website. “There will be many ways in the present and in the future for artists to cross what has become the new unchartered Music Frontier…It is time for us as artists to stop being dependent, dependent on any system that has become undependable.”
The “Silent All These Years” singer has been a major-label artist for more than two decades. Her first indie effort is slated for a spring 2009 release.
Whatever makes you happy! Tori Amos fans are so hardcore, her fanbase will follow her, always. Gawd, I love this bitch. 
Congrats!
The same day I mention Cammy Fug and P. Diddy getting nasty, a new story breaks about Cameron Diaz and new dick. This time it’s Jennifer Aniston’s ex, that super hot model, Paul Sculfor.
On Sunday, Cammy and Paul had dinner at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica.
“Cameron was laughing at everything he said — she didn’t stop smiling. She was really flirty and had three or four of her buttons undone.”
Diaz — who has recently been linked to Diddy — just told In Style she loves “men. Sex is the best!
“I want it all! I love big brains. I love to eat. I love to be outdoors.” she said. “I love to have conversations! I love to make love …. I don’t do anything half-assed, and I want somebody who can keep up with all that.”
WOAH! I just read what I posted, what the eff is this about? - “She was really flirty and had three or four of her buttons undone.” I know I’m a gossip blogger, but some people need to get a life. Some “onlooker” reported how many buttons Cameron had unbuttoned? Who gives a potato?! Cameron’s flat anyway, she could have all her buttons undone and you still would only see a man’s chest. So. If her zipper was undone, that would be worth mentioning but her shirt buttons? Cameron has to strip to distract guys from her mug. Duh.
T.R. Knight has no wedding plans, at least not right now. Yep, because gay marriage is now legal in California, tabloid reporters asked T.R. if he’s going to get hitched soon. Beyond cliche. Is every straight couple asked if they’re gonna wed just because they can? YES! Okay, makes sense now.
T.R. Knight and beau Mark Cornelsen won’t be following Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi down the aisle just yet – but they are happily living together.
“Mark just moved here from San Francisco,” Knight gushed. “To clarify, we are not having a commitment ceremony and I am not performing a commitment ceremony.”
“Once you are given something that you were never allowed before, you realize how much of a second class person you were before. That is horrible and fantastic at the same time. It makes me want to sob and scream with joy all at the same time.”
“The floodgates have been opened they will never be closed,” Cornelsen added.
Despite his youth, Cornelsen, 19, has received a warm welcome from Knight’s Grey’s Anatomy castmates.
“Someone in particular, I won’t mention names told me, ‘You know I like him more than I like you, right?’” the actor, 35, joked. “They said it about three or four times so it’s kind of not as funny as it was the first time anymore.”
“They love him,” Knight said. “They’re like, ‘When is he coming?’ They want him there.”
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My future baby daddy is dating some bony ass Victoria’s Secret attention whore, fivehead, gaunt, ribs sticking out, Nick Cannon’s leftovers skank!
“Selita Ebanks isn’t crying over ex-fiancé Nick Cannon, who just married Mariah Carey. The Victoria’s Secret hottie partied with Kanye West, who recently split with his fiancée, at Tenjune Saturday night.
They were spotted trying to sneak out together late that night after dining upstairs. They looked ‘cozy’ when they left, according to a spywitness outside. ‘They were trying to be inconspicuous, but they were smiling and walking real close, and they hopped in a waiting car together laughing and took off.’”
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Hugh Hefner’s Girls Next Door grace the cover of Guitar World Buyer’s 2009 Guide.
Hits stands June 17.
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