Beyond Crazy!!
A new trend is sweeping the NYC club scene. Young males are rubbing Preparation H all over their stomach and chest so they can look “ripped!”
One hemorrhoid creamer said,
“The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club. If you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped.”
Preparation H contains phenylephrine HCL, a drug which shrinks blood vessels which then reduces blood and fluid, giving your chest and stomach more definition.
Bodybuilders have been using Preparation H right before competitions for ages. However, Preparation H doesn’t support “off ass” applications and doesn’t recommend them.
“It can work, but you can also get an allergy to it,” said Baumann, who knew a friend who applied Preparation H under her eyes the day of her wedding only to break out with a rash on her face.
Rigel said Preparation H can have more serious side effects inside the body. Since the active ingredient works by constricting blood vessels, Preparation H has the potential to raise blood pressure.
“Probably if you put enough of it on, it would raise your blood pressure,” Rigel said. “It’s not designed to cover the whole area of your chest.
What’s wrong with men these days? Don’t they know that the size of the penis, not the stomach and chest muscles, is what truly matters?! Try rubbing some Prep H on your peen and let me know how that works out for ya. 
If only it didn’t shrink the blood vessels. Damn.
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