Is That Really Necessary?

Two-year-old Suri Cruise has regular pedicures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Cruise has revealed that his two-year-old daughter Suri has regular pedicures. Apparently, mom Katie loves to indulge in luxurious spa treatments - and has recruited her toddler daughter as a salon buddy.
Tom reveals, “I’m just amazed by Suri. She loves to dance and sing, get her nails done with her mom - really beautiful.”
It’s flip flop time and I haven’t even had my first pedi for the summer yet. I’m so jealous.
Crazy Cruise and Katie are totally wasting their money. It’s not like a two-year-old needs anyone to scrub away at all the dead skin, fungus and corns upon corns like they have to do when I go to my salon. Then they light about half a dozen candles and spray Febreeze around the station when they’re done fixing my feet. The stench alone from the crust between my toes fills the room for at least half an hour. That’s why they always put me in the very back corner. Just kidding, I demand they seat me in the front if they don’t want me to tell all my girl friends not to go there.
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