Archive for June 4th, 2008
Hey all,
I’ve got the incomparable “Codes” blogging today. Enjoy him because he’s the shiznat biznatch! Whatever that means.
He’ll be coming back again, blogging for POTP later, gators. So start falling in love with him now. It would be a good investment.
If you’d like to give me feedback on how you think Codes did today, you know the drill, hit the “contact” tab at the top of POTP or hit me up on myspace.
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Thanks Codes for helping me out! You sexy beast. I’m so original, I know. No autographs please.

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Who shaved off her eyebrows? - CS
The best form of birth control - CK
Huge, perky tits - RR
WTF is this all about? - AB
New skank reality show - GB
I luv this pic and the bulge in the pants - SOW
Future fug bride alert - IBBB
Bullshit. Why can’t all these celebs go to the Viper Room when I’m there? - DS
What couple is spending $2 million on a June wedding? - PB

But now I’m gonna.

I wrote a rant a few days ago, I thought I deleted it too, but now I’m gonna post it. I felt it was too high horse-ish, but I don’t care. Stuff like this infuriates me as a gossip blogger. Rumer showed up at the Op clothing line launch last night looking gorgeous with a new ‘do and blue contacts and now every blogger has something kind to say about her?!!! And most are saying something nice, but still insulting her. It makes me sick.
Here goes my original rant with the pic I was gonna post:

Why is Rumer Willis called “potato head” and “ugly” in an incessant, excessively vicious cycle? She’s beautifully challenged and we should embrace her. Just because Rumer’s not stunning, or beautiful, or even average looking by Hollywood’s standards, does not mean she deserves all the venom she receives. Is it because she’s not hot, yet she still exists? How dare her! It’s really uncalled for how gossip bloggers insult the hell out of this poor girl.
I actually think this is the best Rumer has looked, like, ever. What is she supposed to do, get some work done so that you’ll approve of her looks!
Shit like this makes me feel bad about being a gossip blogger. I’m gonna be the only blogger on the planet who doesn’t make fun of Rumer Willis’ looks. It’s cruel.
I called her fug like a week ago, but I’m over it and I hope Snarky will follow suit.


Now this is one pregnancy rumor I whole heartedly support! Folks is sayin’ Eva Longwhoria was possibly sporting a baby bump because bitch’s stomach was not in check at the CFDA Awards. Luvs it.
At times, Longoria’s midsection protruded just slightly in that special area, prompting questions that she might be expecting her first child with husband Tony Parker.
I doubt it. Longwhoria just crammed her tits to death and skipped the spanx in a frock that’s too small for her so people would think she’s knocked up. Uncreative skank.
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i got very drunk last night , too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk , i feel awful and I have to thank my little brother alf for getting me home safely. Kids , drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this , not pretty ! Was quite fun though , from what i can remember. need fry up now . “
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Lil Kim brought her gorgeous ass out to the CFDA Fashion Awards and she has never looked hotter! All the chopping and tugging on her skin has paid off. I’m not an advocate of plastic surgery, but bitch looks ferosh. And she’s also wearing the right color. The purple is workin’ the weave looks right, I don’t even mind the pale lipstick. Kim looks great!!!! Keep it up, babe. No. More. Surgeries. Don’t do it for the kids.


Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!! If I only explained how excited I am to see a picture of this man, you would commit me into my nearest psych ward. I’ve gotta pull it together. I’m trying… ok.
This is Gilles Marini, the naked dude from the Sex and the City movie, and we were made for each other, so we’re gonna get married next year because I’m in love with him and he’s in love with me too, I’ll convince him about our fate later with lots of booze, pills, hypnosis and threats. There’s also a 99.999% chance I’ll write a “Because He’s Hot” post about his penis alone.
I’m guessing his role in the major flick will keep the offers coming. Yes, Yes, Yes, YES!!!!
Meet Gilles Marini, who plays Samantha Jones’ neighbor Dante in Sex and the City. He’s the one causing the collective gasp in movie theaters everywhere.
Why?
Well, not only does he appear naked and having sex with one or more women for most of his screen time, but there’s a jaw-dropping side shot of his rather impressive manhood when Samantha catches Dante taking an outdoor shower.
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Is Usher one of the best interviewees around? His answers gave me some big ol’ smiles. He really loves his tranny, Tameka Foster, and I think it’s great. He’s a real man. A committed former slut. We need more Usher and Ashton Kutcher types in Hollywood.
What is it about older cooter that keeps the young ones satisfied? I think I’ll be too tired for sex at 40 and 45. I’m too tired now! Shhhh… don’t tell my guy I said that. I’ll leave it at that.
Excerpts from Usher’s interview with RWDmag.com:
RWD: Chilli was quoted as saying you were the one she ‘truly did love. I’m not in love with him anymore, but I can’t say I don’t love him.’ Do you think it’s appropriate for her to make these comments considering you’re married with a child? (more…)
