I Wrote a Rumer Willis Rant and Didn’t Post It

But now I’m gonna.

I wrote a rant a few days ago, I thought I deleted it too, but now I’m gonna post it. I felt it was too high horse-ish, but I don’t care. Stuff like this infuriates me as a gossip blogger. Rumer showed up at the Op clothing line launch last night looking gorgeous with a new ‘do and blue contacts and now every blogger has something kind to say about her?!!! And most are saying something nice, but still insulting her. It makes me sick.

Here goes my original rant with the pic I was gonna post:

Why is Rumer Willis called “potato head” and “ugly” in an incessant, excessively vicious cycle? She’s beautifully challenged and we should embrace her. Just because Rumer’s not stunning, or beautiful, or even average looking by Hollywood’s standards, does not mean she deserves all the venom she receives. Is it because she’s not hot, yet she still exists? How dare her! It’s really uncalled for how gossip bloggers insult the hell out of this poor girl.

I actually think this is the best Rumer has looked, like, ever. What is she supposed to do, get some work done so that you’ll approve of her looks!

Shit like this makes me feel bad about being a gossip blogger. I’m gonna be the only blogger on the planet who doesn’t make fun of Rumer Willis’ looks. It’s cruel.

I called her fug like a week ago, but I’m over it and I hope Snarky will follow suit.

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