Archive for June 5th, 2008

For the party, women were to wear Victoria’s Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up — “popped” — collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops. The event was dubbed the ‘Douchebag’ party.”
Students said the party was supposed to be a parody. Still, officials, reading about the party, wrote to the students, warning they may violate the university’s code of conduct and face sanctions. The students decided to call off the party.
School officials felt the party had a gender bias theme. Um, okay?!!! Maybe. Probably. But this party sounds lame and tame. Rhymes, but it’s true. They should have let these dorks throw their damn douchebag fiesta. Keep them off the street for a few hours.
Why should the chicks be constantly talking on their damn phones?! That has got to be code for ‘take your clothes off, give lap dances and service the “douches.”
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LINKAGE
- Proof that the apocalypse is taking place right now? - CS
- The thievery edition, baby! - CK
- Adam Corolla dishes about his encounters with John Mayer - AB
- Pussycat Dolls tits - RR
- Anne Hathaway looks like Christina Aguilera - SOW
- IBBB’s hot review of Bravo’s A-List Awards - IBBB
- Whoopi Goldberg on anal sex. Yes, you do wanna know. Heh. - GB
- Carrie Underwood is all 3 - sexy, beautiful AND cute - DS
- Now this is a really good publicity stunt!! - PB


Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz may be on their way to becoming first-time parents but Ashlee’s older sister has no doubt the sort of mother her sibling will be.
“She’ll be amazing, absolutely amazing,” Jessica Simpson, 27, told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday at the grand opening of Palms Place.
“They’re just the cutest couple in the world,” she says. “They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.”
I’m pretty sure she will make an excellent mother. I am also pretty sure her creepy way too involved father will want to be in the delivery room looking up at his daughter’s WHO WHO trying to get her soon to be born baby to sign some kind of contract!
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Christina Aguilera gave birth to her first child, Max Libron, earlier this year but recent photographs have showed the singer coming out of establishments late at night, leaving many to wonder if she has returned to her Xtina ways.
“I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that,” Christina told Access Hollywood.
Though blogs have placed her back on the Hollywood club circuit, the new mom isn’t sweating the speculation.
“They never air [footage] of the paparazzi actually pulling up beside my husband and being like, ‘When is she going to leave the house? I have been trying to get a picture of her for weeks,’” Christina said. “Everybody has an opinion and everybody sometimes wants to cause drama and be mean spirited, but it’s something that comes with what you do and I learned that very early on.”
Give me a break! The woman is allowed to go out and have a good time. The press is just always looking for something to contort and make someone look bad and this time they have picked Xtina. I think she looks good and she should be allowed to let off some steam! Keep your head up darling but while you are out there you might want to look for a hotter man:) I digress.
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Okay, now I know there is a misconception out there about Paris Hilton. I know many people don’t like her for a myriad of reasons. Since I am the guest blogger today I will defend her and praise her and love her for everything she is. One spoiled rich girl who likes to get trashed and sleep with men. Who doesn’t do that? I want to know.
I think everyone just hates on her because we are all jealous. We all do what Paris does. She is now 27 and yes she might be used and abused. I think Benji should be double wrapping and using tin-foil to catch any drippings while he is doing her but that doesn’t mean I don’t love her. If I was ever to be reincarnated as a woman it would be her!
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This picture, taken at the MTV Movie Awards, is screaming “oh you just wait baby”. Look at how RIRI is grabbing him by the head. She is in totally domination and she looks really good! I think there is something wrong if you don’t like RIRI! She is so dayum HAWT!! At any rate, these two are totally doing the nasty all over the place. If you aren’t going to admit it then at least let one of your PR people release the sex tape. That would be one good film.
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Here is our favorite animatronic humanoid at the Fashion Designers Of America Awards. Yes people this is who Becks, AKA the hottest piece of ass to come out of Britian, comes home to every night. WTF?? I don’t get it. I can dress up weird if that is what he wants. This is a travesty and I must figure out a way that he comes home to me every night. Hmmm..rohipnal maybe? I kid, I kid. source


Okay is it me or did Ashanti just become banging over night? Let’s go through the check list. 1). Fierce makeup and hair, check. 2). Banging jewlery, check. 3). Hot as hell dress that fits just right where it should, check. 4). Boobs that scream take me in the alley and do what you want to me because you know I have it and you don’t and you wont ever get any of this either. TEASE. She is giving some young men and maybe even women lots of happy thoughts and lots of reasons to change their undies.source


Cry me a river. This guy, who almost killed his friend or did worst by leaving him in a vegatative state, is all up in arms because he is stuck in solitary confinment for the next two months before he gets released to general population. Please. Wait till he goes to general population and he meets Bubba. I know Bubba is looking for a nice tight 18 year old with to play hide the sausage. It’s called Karma! Hey Nick, you might want to ask your parents to bring an extra size bottle of KY:)source
