Seattle University Bans “Douchebag” Party
For the party, women were to wear Victoria’s Secret Pink-brand sweats or Abercrombie & Fitch clothing and talk constantly on their cellphones, according to the invitation on the social-networking site Facebook. Guys were to wear turned-up — “popped” — collars, aviator sunglasses and flip-flops. The event was dubbed the ‘Douchebag’ party.”
Students said the party was supposed to be a parody. Still, officials, reading about the party, wrote to the students, warning they may violate the university’s code of conduct and face sanctions. The students decided to call off the party.
School officials felt the party had a gender bias theme. Um, okay?!!! Maybe. Probably. But this party sounds lame and tame. Rhymes, but it’s true. They should have let these dorks throw their damn douchebag fiesta. Keep them off the street for a few hours.
Why should the chicks be constantly talking on their damn phones?! That has got to be code for ‘take your clothes off, give lap dances and service the “douches.”
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