Archive for June 6th, 2008

Homeless Man Bangs 13 Chicks, Takes Their Money

June 6th, 2008

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Now this is a rocket scientist genius person! Paul Krueger, 50, used a laptop to meet superficial broads on millionairematch.com where he duped 13 women.

He is accused of stealing more than $100,000 from the women after convincing them he was a Grammy-nominated record mogul who needed investors for a new business venture that manufactured DVDs, CDs and other videos.

He showed one victim false stock reports detailing the success of his nonexistent new business.

Authorities say Krueger used the money to fuel his gambling addiction. He was arrested last week at a casino in Atlantic City, N.J., and did not fight extradition to Pennsylvania.

Paul faces charges of theft by unlawful taking or disposition, theft by deception and deceptive or fraudulent business practices.

I don’t really feel sorry for these bitches. Never give money to a “millionaire” you met online.

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LINKAGE

I’ve lost respect for Clint Eastwood. :( You shut your wrinkled face, a-hole! - CS
Shameless craziness - GB
Which Spice Girl forgot to shave her armpits? - SOW
How is this possible? - CK
Guess who’s talking candidly about her lopsided boobs? - AB
There’s no way this is going to be any good - IBBB
Don’t cook for your man, just put out? - RR
Wishin’ her the best of luck as she makes an ass outta herself - DS
Place your bets now - PB
So you think you can dance top 20 - GTS


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What’s She Been Eating?

June 6th, 2008

Jessica Simpson fat

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You know I defend the Simpson girls like I’m related, but what’s been going on with Jess? Is Ashlee’s happiness and John Mayer’s relationship with Maniston driving her to the fridge more than the gym? She has her man back, now she needs to stop stuffing her face. Better get over it quick, Jess, before Papa Joe removes your panties and gives you the belt.

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After soaking up a little of the Nashville nightlife, Jessica Simpson takes the stage at the country music capital’s LP Field Thursday for the first night of the CMA Music Festival.


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Serena Williams and Common Broke Up?

June 6th, 2008

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“I think [Common's] a great guy,” Serena (says). “He’s obviously a great artist who is timeless and classic. You can’t beat that. But I have to focus on tennis because that’s my goal in life.”


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Ryan Phillippe and his Homewrecker Have a Public Date

June 6th, 2008

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Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish made a rare public appearance together Thursday night.

After attending the 2008 Australians in Film Breakthrough Awards in L.A., the Stop-Loss stars showed up for a cozy double date at Teddy’s in Hollywood.

“They seemed really into each other as they were talking very closely.”

“They were seated side by side the entire time they were there and he was all over her,” the source added.

After a separation, the couple have been on-again with their romance since December. Cornish, 25, and Phillippe, 33, began seeing each other when he split from Reese Witherspoon in October 2006.


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I’m Happy For Lindsay Lohan, But She Looks Like Trash

June 6th, 2008

Photo of Im Happy For Lindsay Lohan, But She Looks Like TrashPhoto of Im Happy For Lindsay Lohan, But She Looks Like TrashLet’s face it, what’s more important than happiness? Good looks, of course.

What the fug’s going on with Lindsay’s heels and aging skin? Regardless, Lindsay got her shit together, I guess, since she started eating out.

When it comes to Lohan’s friendship with Sam, an insider says it’s all a matter of trust. “I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay’s in. It’s a trust thing. Lindsay just feels safe with her.”

Another pal commented, “[Samantha] truly is a friend to her. She’s a very positive influence …. [Lindsay] sees that and sees a genuine, good friendship.”

Remember the days when Lindsay’s “friend” after “friend,” boyfriend, and hookups would leak scandalous pictures and details about Lindsay?

I’m just hoping Linds will go apeshiz and out do Britney when they finally split, attacking the paparazzi with strap-ons, dildos, cucumbers, watermelons, baseball bats, everything her and Sam used in bed. Only extremely large foreign objects do the trick for Linds. She should be in Guinness.

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Daddy Dude Offered Millions To Get Back With Britney

June 6th, 2008

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This rumor brings a lil moisture to my eyes. Britney Spears’ dad Jamie is trying to get Daddy Dude back with Britney. You know I luv this shiz! It’s so good, I have to post the entire article.

Jamie Spears has offered the one-time backup dancer $4.5 million to remarry his emotionally shaky ex-wife, Britney Spears. Celebrity insiders say Jamie, has been “buttering Kevin up” with a mirage of pricey presents, like golf clubs, watches, and a plasma TV.

“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it.”

In an effort to sweeten the pot, Jamie has offered to open a company specializing in the manufacturing of Britney Spears merchandise. If Kevin agrees to take Britney back, Jamie will put him charge of marketing “Briit clothes, dolls, and other items.”

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account,” a Spear insider further reveals. “All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he’ll make out very well.”

But making out “very well” may not be enough for the Ultimate Male Gold-Digger. Kevin’s reportedly holding out for a $20 million payout offer from Jamie before he will agree to sweep his pop star ex off her feet once again:

Kevin has told Jamie that “if they remarry, there would be no prenup. Jamie’s not very happy about that. He thinks his offer is generous enough that Kevin should take it.”

All hail the sperminator! “the money would come out of Britney’s assets,” - what the fuck is the difference? Britney bought her own engagement ring, proposed to Federsperm, bought him a Ferrari, traveled the world with him and put him up in her mansion. Brit Brit already bought her bad boy, now Papa wants to do the same thing?! The Spears keep it country with their shitty ideas.

It’s time for Brit Brit to have a daughter. I fully support this shit. I give him 4 days to get her knocked up. Brit Brit doesn’t even have to be ovulating, you know K-Fed’s jizz is good for 48 days and becomes more fertile by the hour.

source: star magazine, pc


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Brody Jenner and His Girlfriend in Maui

June 6th, 2008

Not right.
Photo of Brody Jenner and His Girlfriend in MauiPhoto of Brody Jenner and His Girlfriend in MauiPhoto of Brody Jenner and His Girlfriend in MauiPhoto of Brody Jenner and His Girlfriend in MauiThese two are so damn hot! Great bodies, bronze skin. Looks like they’re having a great time. Yeah, I would too if I was lookin’ like that. I’d go to Maui and every damn nude beach too.


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Shania Twain Blogs About Her Divorce

June 6th, 2008

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To my beloved fans:

As I am sure you have seen or heard; I am going through a rough time personally in my life. I wanted you all to know that I could not be getting through this without you. Your letters, emails and words of encouragement give me strength. Your overwhelming support reminds me to smile, no matter how deep the pain and to always be grateful for all the beautiful blessings in my life.

I have so much to say but I know the best way for me to speak is through my music. This is my therapy, my passion, and my love. I look forward to sharing it with all of you as I begin this new journey.

I need some time to heal this broken heart but make no mistake; I will be back and hopefully stronger than ever.

Thank you my friends, from the bottom of my heart.

Love,
Shania

This entry breaks my heart. It makes me feel like I’m going through the breakup right along with Shania! But I love that Shania says she’s gonna be makin’ some fierce music as a result of all this. I bet she is! :)

Shania’s official site


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