Daddy Dude Offered Millions To Get Back With Britney

This rumor brings a lil moisture to my eyes. Britney Spears' dad Jamie is trying to get Daddy Dude back with Britney. You know I luv this shiz! It's so good, I have to post the entire article.

Jamie Spears has offered the one-time backup dancer $4.5 million to remarry his emotionally shaky ex-wife, Britney Spears. Celebrity insiders say Jamie, has been "buttering Kevin up" with a mirage of pricey presents, like golf clubs, watches, and a plasma TV.

"Jamie's been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney's assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn't in Brit's life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it."

In an effort to sweeten the pot, Jamie has offered to open a company specializing in the manufacturing of Britney Spears merchandise. If Kevin agrees to take Britney back, Jamie will put him charge of marketing "Briit clothes, dolls, and other items."

"His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin's account," a Spear insider further reveals. "All in all, Jamie told Kevin, he'll make out very well."

But making out "very well" may not be enough for the Ultimate Male Gold-Digger. Kevin's reportedly holding out for a $20 million payout offer from Jamie before he will agree to sweep his pop star ex off her feet once again:

Kevin has told Jamie that "if they remarry, there would be no prenup. Jamie's not very happy about that. He thinks his offer is generous enough that Kevin should take it."

All hail the sperminator! "the money would come out of Britney's assets," - what the fuck is the difference? Britney bought her own engagement ring, proposed to Federsperm, bought him a Ferrari, traveled the world with him and put him up in her mansion. Brit Brit already bought her bad boy, now Papa wants to do the same thing?! The Spears keep it country with their shitty ideas.

It's time for Brit Brit to have a daughter. I fully support this shit. I give him 4 days to get her knocked up. Brit Brit doesn't even have to be ovulating, you know K-Fed's jizz is good for 48 days and becomes more fertile by the hour.

source: star magazine, pc