What's She Been Eating?

You know I defend the Simpson girls like I'm related, but what's been going on with Jess? Is Ashlee's happiness and John Mayer's relationship with Maniston driving her to the fridge more than the gym? She has her man back, now she needs to stop stuffing her face. Better get over it quick, Jess, before Papa Joe removes your panties and gives you the belt.

After soaking up a little of the Nashville nightlife, Jessica Simpson takes the stage at the country music capital's LP Field Thursday for the first night of the CMA Music Festival.