A 40-year-old man has been found dead with a cobra carcass in his hands and a condom on his penis. The case in Bangkok has baffled Thai police. Mainly because it is so baffling. The body of Wiroj Banlen was discovered on the side of a dirt road near the village of Lamsai in Ayutthaya province. A police examination revealed he had several snake bites on his right leg and his cheeks.
The dead cobra found clenched in Banlen’s hands had also been bitten several times. Snake remnants were found in the dead man’s teeth, suggesting he had bitten the animal. The condom contained no semen, and the police believe he was either putting on or removing his trousers when the snake struck.
Maybe the dude was trying to make a snake skin condom kinda like those sheep skin condoms that are all the rave. O.k. not really but it does give a whole new meaning to a trouser snake!
Mischa Barton has become the DUI fairy CK
Looking good Elisha, looking good CS
Trent Reznor used to make out with his guitarist? AB
Hayden Panettiere got her locks cut off. Are ya diggin’ it? ND
Check out Abbey Clancey’s boobs RR
J.Lo’s creating a line of excercise clothes DS
Taylor Hicks takes over Broadway GTS
Boys, your safe. Ashley Tisdale doesn’t have HIV CD
Alanis Morrisette pretends to be happy for Ryan Reynolds WIMB
Kanye West’s Glow in the Dark tour is hawt! PB
Kim Kardashian’s ready for Celeb. Family Feud GB
Who doesn’t love the Golden Girls! IBBB
Tori Spelling is ready to pop CP
The catwalk queen, 38, is desperate to become a mother and recently had an operation to help her fulfill her dream. Although Campbell doesn’t specify her condition or give any details about the surgery, she insists she can now become a mother. She says, “Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready.” And Campbell believes motherhood will be life-changing for her.
She adds, “I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self.”
What kind of surgery did she have so that she’s able to make babies? Did they remove her penis and give her a uterus? Of course she doesn’t care if her baby has a father or not. No dude is gonna put up with her shit long enough to sperminate her for cryin’ out loud! I feel bad for her child who hasn’t even been conceived yet…. Now that’s sad!
For a few seconds, this crazy fan was the envy of women around the world — embracing the hottest man in soccer, David Beckham. He was then the envy of no one — as Beck’s beefy teammate Chris Klein gave him a serious beat down!
Ha ha ha! What a pansy ass! If you’re gonna man up and run out on the field to hug David Beckham, don’t fall into the fetal position when his teammate runs up to take you down! David doesn’t even flinch which makes me wonder if he was falling in love with his fan’s embrace. You know he doesn’t even get handled that much by his plastic wife Vicki.
The Oscar winning movie Brokeback Mountain starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, will be turned into an Opera and is set to hit Broadway in 2013. Oh yeah!
Based on the short story by Annie Proulx, the opera, like the feature film, will follow the 20-year love affair of two men who fall in love in 1963 Wyoming. Wuorinen has already agreed to compose the opera, set to premier during the City Opera’s 2013 spring season.
“Ever since encountering Annie Proulx’s extraordinary story I have wanted to make an opera on it, and it gives me great joy that Gerard Mortier and New York City Opera have given me the opportunity to do so,” Wuorinen said in a statement, according to Reuters.
I wanna know when we’re gonna have a Broadway hit based on the shitty lives of Britney, Lindsay and Paris. That shiz would be way more interesting!
As if Amy Winehouse hasn’t made enough of an ass out of herself in the past year, a video has been released showing more of her stupidity. Amy and a pal are video taped by Blake while singing ‘Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips’ to the tune of ‘Head, shoulders, knees and toes’. The video was shot over a year ago but shows the crack head bitch and her pals are ignorant fucks.
In a sequence shot around May 2007—weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miami—they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper. Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies’ favorite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes’. Blake pretends NOT to record the unfolding events and eggs them on, saying: “Can we have a singsong of it?” Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings: “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!” She repeats the first line over again and on the word “Nips” Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.
One of the new dossier of Amy pictures shows her in a smart flat surrounded by all the familiar junkie paraphernalia. On a table in front of the snarling star is a home-made crack pipe fashioned from a small brown bottle. Silver foil—used for heating deadly rocks of crack cocaine—is strewn about. Amy, who has a worrying history of self-harm, is clearly seen with a mystery cut on her left hand.
Yeah, good luck on having any sort of career now Amy! Maybe it’s time you assault a few people like your hubby did so you can get locked up for a while. That’s about the only thing that can save you now, dip shit.
Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl. Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday. Alba, 26, and Warren, 28, announced they were expecting last December.
WHICH star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He’s spreading herpes around town like wildfire . . . WHICH gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she’s often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady . . . WHICH hit TV show’s cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls.
I was so excited to see these juicy blind items but don’t have a damn clue who any of them are. All I’m thinking is Paris Hilton infected the dude in the first item! The bitch gets around.
Well heeled and ready to go, Lindsay Lohan shows how far she can stretch while heading out in Los Angeles on Sunday.
When I first saw this pic I was like ‘Awww Lindsay’s looking really good!’ until I saw the shoes and realized she allowed a 3-year-old kid or Amy Winehouse to pick out her clothing choice. Those shoes took the look from cute to WTF?
