For a few seconds, this crazy fan was the envy of women around the world -- embracing the hottest man in soccer, David Beckham. He was then the envy of no one -- as Beck's beefy teammate Chris Klein gave him a serious beat down!

Ha ha ha! What a pansy ass! If you're gonna man up and run out on the field to hug David Beckham, don't fall into the fetal position when his teammate runs up to take you down! David doesn't even flinch which makes me wonder if he was falling in love with his fan's embrace. You know he doesn't even get handled that much by his plastic wife Vicki. ;)

TMZ