Archive for June 10th, 2008
The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China’s Henan province.But he was rushed to Tianjin Childrens’ Hospital on May 27 for surgery to remove his extra manhood.
The rare condition, the first for Tianjin Childrens’ Hospital, is called fetus in fetu (FIF).
Doctors, who spent over three hours removing the extra penis on June 6, said he was fine following surgery.
Remember Superbad. “The funny thing about my back is it’s located on my balls!” Perfect joke for this baby, well, perfect joke in reverse because the penis was on the back, so you scratch my back, you scratch my peen and my balls and … ya, I don’t have a point. Duh! How long have you been visiting POTP?
I’m glad this poor baby is okay. 
Huffington Post
WHO LIVES IN NEW YORK OR JERSEY? I HAVE A CONCERT CONTEST I’LL BE RUNNING TOMORROW!!! :)
LINKAGE
- So ashamed - Ayyyy
- Big breakup ahead? - PB
- The real reason Heidi Montag went to the ATM - CK
- Elisabeth on The View wants Bret Michaels - CS
- Justin Timberlake is no longer bringing the sexy - AB
- Topless and happy - RR
- Have sex 101 days straight. - GB
- Jack Black going nude? - DS
- Text messaging during sex? Hilarious!! - IBBB
I’ve heard people make comments like, ‘You don’t really want to be in the tabloids but you need to be for your career.’ They believe it’s actually important. It’s not. It’s ugly. “People say, ‘That’s your job.’ It really isn’t, actually. It’s not my job to go out there and make an ass out of myself. Like, your life belongs to us now? That’s the deal? I didn’t get that memo. It wasn’t sent to me and I didn’t sign it. So, fuck you.”
GQ
Lauren Conrad’s a controlling ass bitch! I hate controlling people. Life is too short. Stop worrying, stop freaking out, skip your undies and let loose.
Granny Conrad came home last week to find a weekly magazine doing a photo shoot with Audrina in their house. How dare Audrina for using the space she pays rent for! Skank!
Lauren got upset, reportedly “stomping” and “the works” - is that code for farting in protest and yelling while spit’s flying all over the room, then throwing your box of tampons at the wall? Cause I think it is.
Just like a toddler, LC was upset that she didn’t get her way. Lauren already promised to give backyard pics to another magazine but her rep told Audrina it was okay and forgot to tell Lauren.
TMZ reports,
A spy on the set called it “uncomfortable.”
Considering that Lauren charges hundreds of dollars for her toga dresses in her clothing line, she shouldn’t be tripping over the money or press from one measly photo shoot. Audrina needs to get the eff outta there. LC has a bad aura. Bitch is just boring and angry.
For Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday in April, Pam Anderson surprised him with cake … in the nude.
“I think it was the perfect surprise for him,” The Girls Next Door star Kendra Wilkinson told Usmagazine.com at a Celebrity Family Feud taping Saturday in L.A. “Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked … what can get better than that?”
Added Holly Madison, “I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!”
Nevertheless, the girls still did their best to top Anderson’s gift.
“We gave him chocolate body parts,” Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all.
“I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish,’” she went on. “It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”
Guess who’s joining the posse? A bright-eyed (and bright-headed) Lily Allen steps out Monday with Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson (not pictured) for a girls’ lunch at West Hollywood’s Il Sole.
As you know, Lily swings both ways. If only Linds wasn’t such a jealous lezzy, Lily would be the perfect broad to spice up her relationship with Samantha Ronson.
So… how do threesomes work in a lesbian relationship? I’d love to know. There’s no peen involved, which oddly sounds pretty hot. But for some reason, I’m thinking of the game ‘Twister.’ Like, how do you maneuver around all those jugs and vajayjays in one bed? I’ll have to give it a try and get back to ya on that. 
UPDATE: Lily blogged about her dinner with Samantha Ronson and her “friend.”:
I came back to the hotel at about 7 and went straight to dinner with my number one fan and avid reader of my blog Samantha , we went to this place called Il Sole , the food ? amazing . I love truffles , big time, and they didn’t dissapoint . Samantha brought a rather famous friend with her and about 50 million paparazzi , and once Sam and her friend had left with all the paps in tow ,
Mariah Carey dries off – with a little help from husband Nick Cannon – while filming the video for her new single, “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time” in Oahu, Hawaii, on Monday.
They’re so inseparable! Look at Nick holding on to his ATM machine. It’s kind of stupid cute.
Lindsay Lohan’s Visa Swap ad pictures.
This is the look of, ‘When I give you that blow job tonight, I’m gonna use my teeth in there a lil bit when you least expect it, because I know what you did last weekend. I know you got a hand job from my roommate and so I’m gonna take my revenge out on your peen. But first, I’m gonna stare you down like this so you’ll be oddly turned on before I launch my subtle revenge. Oh, and btw, I’m hot, a-hole. Don’t do that again!’
Alright, I have issues. Okay!
