John Mayer's Penis Changes Lives Forever

"John is good in bed," a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter tells
OK!.

"Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I'm not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they're ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John's secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry."

I've been with men like John. Shit will never be the same after you eff someone who's a little TOO damn good in bed. Men like this hump you, text message dump you the next day, and leave your ass broke down, angry and spending all your money at the sex toy shop buying porn.

Poor Maniston is gonna lose her shit.

OK!