Let's Hope Gavin Was Joking

When it comes to boring color choices for their new baby nursery, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale have found the cure. Or rather, The Cure.

Rossdale told OK! that he and Stefani aren't going with blue or pink for the new baby's room. They're going to paint it black.

"We don't know if it's a boy or a girl. Plus, we are going to put him in a black room. It'll be a goth baby so it doesn't matter if it is a boy or a girl," says Rossdale.

Whether he's joking or not, he's right.

No matter the sex, a roomful of black walls should depress boys and girls equally. Gwen is due to give birth in the next few weeks.

I don't know why Gavin would lie about the color of his baby's room. He doesn't strike me as funny at all, and maybe the interviewer just missed his joke. Whatever. Colors have the ability to alter moods. Putting your baby in a gothic room sounds psycho crazy.