Frank Keys Jr. faces up to 40 years in prison after he was found cruising down the highway with more than 200 grams of heroin in the diaper he was wearing, federal officials said. Keys, 38, of New Orleans was charged Friday by a federal grand jury. He got in trouble June 3 in St. John the Baptist Parish, north of New Orleans, when sheriff’s deputies pulled over the car he was in for a traffic violation, according to court documents.The deputies and Drug Enforcement Agency special agents got permission to search the car, and a drug sniffing dog alerted them to the car’s passenger side. The occupants were ordered out of the car, and patted down. During the pat-down, “officers felt a large hard object in the pants area on Keys,” according to a news release from the U.S. Attorney’s office.
Keys told officers he was wearing a diaper and when they asked if there was anything in the diaper, he “shook his head affirmatively.” Officers then removed a package containing about 257 grams of heroin from the diaper.
I wonder if he’s related to the crazy Nasa chick who wore a diaper across a couple states so she didn’t have to stop to pee? If not, they should totally hook up!
WTF was Chaka Khan thinking? CK
This cottage cheese definitely wasn’t photoshopped SOW
Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong enjoy Iron Maiden ND
I don’t blame this dude for threatening Hulk Hogan & Nick CS
Corey Haim dated Victoria Beckham? AB
Check out the new Motley Crue album! RR
Megan Fox is a sexy bitch WIMB
Snoop Dogg’s wife got arrested this weekend GB
Kate Beckinsale has issues with her ass DS
George Michaels is coming. Can you handle it? PB
Audrina’s teeth are blinding me! IBBB
I didn’t realize Tony Romo can actually speak! CD
Crackhead Amy was hospitalized today after fainting in her home. Amy must have run out of crack and her body was shutting down kinda like a car when it runs out of gas.
The star’s spokesman said that Amy was at home on Monday afternoon when she collapsed. Her manager’s assistant stopped her from falling and she is said to have “quickly recovered”. However, Amy’s dad Mitch then took her to hospital as a “precaution“. Doctors may keep the 24-year-old in hospital overnight for observation as they are unsure as to what caused her to faint.
It’s summer time which means bitches in bikinis! Here’s a few pics of Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley on vacation in Mexico.
Kanye West angered fans when he didn’t take the stage on time at the Bonnaroo Fest. in Tennessee. Between Pearl Jam’s show running longer than it was suppose to and Ye’s crew setting up his crazy stage set, he was 2 hours behind schedule.
The rapper didn’t appear on stage at Tennessee’s Bonnaroo until 4.25 a.m. Sunday morning – some two hours behind schedule. Previous act Pearl Jam ran over by an hour, festival organizers said – and then there were long delays setting up West’s elaborately futuristic stage set. As the delay dragged on, fans at the four-day-long music festival reportedly began chanting “Kanye sucks” and pelting the empty stage with glow sticks.
Why get your panties in a bunch? Take a lil nap for cryin’ out loud or start up a sweet beer drinking game while you wait! I wonder if people were really throwing their glow sticks out of rage, or because it looks really cool when you’re on acid or shrooms? The dumbest shit looks cool when you’re on either of the two. Take it from someone who thought they were being surrounded by an army of dragon flies the first time I dropped acid. Heh, heh.
Mariah Carey has called off her 2nd wedding to hubby Nick Cannon once she found out none of the magazines wanted to pay a nice chunk of change for the pics. Apparently Mariah was intending on paying for the wedding with exclusive photograph cash of the big day.
“The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah’s style. The lady loves a spectacle. Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested.”
I’m calling BS on this crap! Why would she need a tabloid to pay for the wedding when she’s got moolah coming out of her butt? The ho probably farts out $100 bills! I’m thinking these two will be heading for splitsville very shortly, and that’s the real reason she’s calling off the 2nd wedding.
Rihanna ruffles up the crowd in her tough-girl getup Sunday at Toronto’s MuchMusic Video Awards, where the singer nabbed two awards – for best international video artist for her hit “Don’t Stop the Music” and for most watched video for “Umbrella.”
How you can manage to still look fierce when you’re hat looks like you stole it from the Village People, and your top looks like a couple of scrunched trash bags is beyond me… But Rihanna still pulls that shiznit off. Whip me, gag me, make me scream baby!
Amy Crackhouse Winehouse is so set on her druggy ways, she can’t even stay sober when she’s getting paid $2 million an hour to perform. Amy was asked to perform for Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich’s girlfriend, Dasha Zhukova’s art gallery in Moscow last Thursday, but when she got there she was too fuckered up to hit the stage. Amy was suppose to perform at 10:30 p.m, but it took her ‘people’ two hours to get the crackhead in decent enough shape to do the gig.
Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, wobbling onto the stage down a red carpet lined with red lights, which guided her like a damaged aircraft down a runway. Between restorative sips of Coke, Winehouse puffed on cigarettes, flung her lighter into the audience and tugged on her little dress, revealing to stageside fans that she wasn’t wearing underwear.
“I heard that her singing was a little sloppy,” says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. “But she still put on a terrific show.”
Sounds like Amy should be part of an art gallery herself at this point. People probably just show up to her performances just to see if she’ll go balls to the wall and hit the pipe while she’s on stage. Ewww, can you imagine seeing Amy’s vag? It probably has crack residue all over it from hiding her stash up there… Possibly part of a crack pipe poking out.
