Still Not Married
Joel Madden took to the blog world to let everyone know that he and Nicole aren’t married, after a story ran in Star Magazine saying they had a $2 million wedding. Joel’s blog starts off saying he finally married Nicole, with a beautiful pic of two apes in a tux and wedding dress.
So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i’ve been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren’t invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two……
Dude, is he gonna start hitting up the blog for everything that’s written about him & Nicole in the mags? Besides, Star has pretty much no credibility unless they’re talking about finding big foot or bat boy. 
