Winehouse Can't Stay Clean For $2 Million

Amy Crackhouse Winehouse is so set on her druggy ways, she can't even stay sober when she's getting paid $2 million an hour to perform. Amy was asked to perform for Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's girlfriend, Dasha Zhukova's art gallery in Moscow last Thursday, but when she got there she was too fuckered up to hit the stage. Amy was suppose to perform at 10:30 p.m, but it took her 'people' two hours to get the crackhead in decent enough shape to do the gig.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, wobbling onto the stage down a red carpet lined with red lights, which guided her like a damaged aircraft down a runway. Between restorative sips of Coke, Winehouse puffed on cigarettes, flung her lighter into the audience and tugged on her little dress, revealing to stageside fans that she wasn't wearing underwear.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."

Sounds like Amy should be part of an art gallery herself at this point. People probably just show up to her performances just to see if she'll go balls to the wall and hit the pipe while she's on stage. Ewww, can you imagine seeing Amy's vag? It probably has crack residue all over it from hiding her stash up there... Possibly part of a crack pipe poking out.  

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