A Jonas Virgin is Horny

The Jonas brothers are sticking to the marketing plan and claiming they’ll remain virgins until they get married. Now it sounds like Kevin Jonas wants to get married young so he can get laid!

Kevin told USA Today:

“What happened to the idea of getting married young? I don’t understand why people are so afraid of getting married. I think when you find true love you should go out there and get it.”

So young, so delusional! When you “go out there and get it” when you’re young and famous, “it” tends to not work out. Kevin says his parents got married at 20 and 21 and they’ve been together 20 years. That’s them, honey!

I think geography also plays a big role in influencing the age you get hitched. In UTAH, the Midwest, South and boring ass low-populated states, people do the whole, ‘I graduated like a year ago, time to get hitched!’ thing. Here in soCal, marriage isn’t really something you seriously talk about until you’re around 30.

Good luck on holding out, Kevin. As much as I hate virgin teenage star marketing schemes, I love that the young ones have great masturbation material and positive role models they can dream about giving their flower to.