Okay, Maybe I Know Absolutely Nothing About Giving Birth
Obviously not, cause I’m confused.

Britney Spears is back in big-sister mode. The pop star and her dad, Jamie, are ready to hop a flight at a moment’s notice to be by pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears’ side in Mississippi.
The 17-year-old, who’s expecting her first child with fiancé Casey Aldridge, 19, is due to give birth any day now.“Jamie and Britney are standing by to get a call and when they do, they are jumping on private jet,” a source said.
Why aren’t Britney and Jamie in Mississippi right now?! Don’t they wanna be there for the delivery, or do they just wanna say ‘what’s good’ to the baby?
Shouldn’t they use a helicopter? It’s confusing to me. How long is a flight from L.A. to Mississippi? Some people pop out their babies quickly. And I take it Jamie isn’t getting a C-section then, because she would have scheduled one in, right? See, I don’t know a damn thing about poppin’ out kids.



