This is all very plain and simple to me: Charlie Sheen is an a-hole and Denise Richards is an a-hole.

I don't think Charlie's a racist, he just tries to insult Denise in every way possible, with every word possible, so he called her the N-word. Classy. He's a class act, just like that Harvard teacher who's banging a student and she thinks he's just the greatest thing ever.

Charlie and Denise are pure crazy. It's not even really entertaining. Yes it is. It's scary. Get some help!

Charlie Sheen is apologizing for a three-year-old voicemail that ex Denise Richards made public.

The voicemail included a curse-filled rant from Sheen calling Richards �" the mother of their two young daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 3 �" a "f--king c--t" and a "f--king n----r."

In response, the Two and a Half Men star said in a statement released Wednesday, "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

It's kind of funny how people always have to say, "I'm not racist, I have black friends!" It's the standard excuse. I'd like to say I've never used a line like this before, but I'd be lying.