Nicole Richie is Stunning

I mean that, honestly.

She’s one of the few women who look just fine without any makeup, and she only needs a lil, and bitch looks fierce. I’m feelin’ her eyeliner. Joel on the other hand is looking greasy and doughy and for some reason I wouldn’t be surprised if they split in the next two years. Why aren’t they married already? I don’t really give a shit and marriage isn’t for everyone, it’s making me nervous.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie (in Dries Van Noten) make a fashionable – and charitable – statement Wednesday at Cartier’s Loveday celebration at a Bel Air, Calif., home. The twosome unveiled a jade green bracelet that Madden (with help from brother Benji) designed for Cartier that will benefit the Richie Madden Children’s Foundation.