Archive for June 23rd, 2008
Volunteers are spraying dog mess with pink dye in an effort to shame owners who fail to clean up after their pets, a council said today. Mansfield District Council also hopes the scheme will help walkers avoid stepping in excrement at one of its parks. The project at Oak Tree Heath nature reserve in Nottinghamshire is being launched as part of National Poop Scoop week. A community group that helps maintain the park will be given the pink spray to dye unwanted dog mess.
Why not go for the whole rainbow? Don’t limit it to just pink. I can just imagine a little kid picking it up and taking a little taste to see if it’s as good as it looks. Mmm, nothing better than pink dog poop!
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Holy crap! Courtney Love is whiter than white CK
Ellen and Portia are preparing to get hitched! CS
I think Tom, David and Will are totally poking AB
Mike Myers need to quit his diva shit WIMB
Celine Dion sucks! GB
The next Disney slut has arrived ND
Does it get any better than David Beckham in his underwear? PB
Oui, oui Jason Segel CP
Shannon Elizabeth in Maxim Magazine BS
What’s the difference between Linday and a sidewalk? Not much IBBB
Steve Guttenberg tries to act macho and fails CD
I take back anything I’ve said about Mischa Barton and Katherine Heigl’s ass. Well, not really but attention whore Phoebe Price has taken the cake. I don’t even know what you call the shit she’s got going on with the back of her thighs. My 88 year old grandma has a better ass than Phoebe.
Yeah she’s all hippity hoppity in this first pic, but be prepared to lose your lunch when you see the other two I’ve posted. I’m beyond puking, and just dry heaving at this point. 
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Kid Rock is apparently wanting us all to get locked up. After bitching last week about Itunes ripping people off and keeping his back catalogue off of their site, Kid posted a message telling everyone to keep on stealin’!
“The whole debate on downloading music has gone too far. There are record companies suing kids. You can illegally download my music, steal it if you will. Because I’m fucking rich. How can I bitch about you downloading a song or two?
What I would encourage you to do? Let’s level the playing field. Steal everything. If you want a new MP3 player or a computer… Do you know how much money Apple and Microsoft have? Go in there, get a new laptop and run. You need a new car? Go steal a Toyota.”
If I had the skills, I’d snatch up a new laptop right now. Hell, a new car sounds good too, but I’ll just stick to stealing music off the internet. Actually, I don’t even do that so I’ve got no skills what so ever. I totally suck!
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Who’s rockin’ a little butt dimple action in her cutesy lil bikini? Click the link below the pic to find out!
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Rapper/producer, steroid boyTimbaland, married his girlfriend of two years this weekend on a private island in Aruba. Actually, they tied the knot earlier this month in sweat pants in Virginia but he’s gotta do it big with a formal ceremony for his rich pals. Missy Elliott, Ginuwine, Omarion and rapper Magoo are just a few celeb names on the guest list.
Timbland and Idlett, who are based in Miami, welcomed a baby girl named Reign in November. Timbaland, 37, also has two sons, Demetrius and Frankie, from a previous relationship. Demetrius gave the bride away and Frankie was the ring bearer. Reign was carried down the aisle by their longtime friend Fredrick Fraser, the vice president of Mosely Music. Timbaland proposed during Idlett’s baby shower in October.
They had been dating for two years and this is the first marriage for both.
Enough with the honeymoon crap and get back to producing some hot hits!
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Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man?
Robin Williams or Mike Myers? I’m leaning more toward Mike Myers just because of the ‘groovy’ reference. Either way, I just wanna know if this dude is a power bottom!
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Expectant parents Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves beat the L.A. heat wave by hitting the beach in Malibu on Saturday. The actor recently wrapped The Ghosts of Girlfriends Present, which he says on his MySpace blog “turned out great.”
Is the smile because this was the day the paps got the beat down from a bunch of surfers while trying to get pics of McConaughey, or because his body looks even hotter next to a pregnant chick? Either way, it’s just another shirtless day for Matthew. 
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Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with emphysema and could possibly be wheelchair bound and dependent on oxygen in a month if she doesn’t clean up her crackhead ass asap. Amy had collapsed at her London home last week and tests have revealed that emphysema is the issue. Amy, who has been video taped smoking crack in the past year, has vowed to quit the drugs to help save her life. Her father Mitch spoke to the press about Amy’s condition and his hopes of her becoming drug free.
In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter – who was rushed to hospital last week – that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn’t follow medical advice.
‘To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter’s life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her.’ He said.
Mitch Winehouse has urged her drug dealers and addict friends such as rocker Pete Doherty – who has been spending time with the 24-year-old since his release from prison last month – to stay away from her.
I’m saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they’ve got to take responsibility. I don’t want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either.’ He said.
Maybe Amy will stop smoking crack and if she does, I think she’ll just go to snorting coke or shooting heroin instead of smoking out of a pipe. You would think that with your life being on the line, you would clean your ass up but some people and celebs are so deep into it, nothing seems to matter but the little high you get. Kiddos, remember what Whitney Houston said…. Crack is whack!
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