Yes, I Still Love Heidi Montag Even Though She Can’t Sing

Hears, haha, Heidi Montag’s new song, “Fashion.” I heart my Heidi but this song is dumb, which is just what the teeny bopper audience wants: trash. I think she’ll do just fine as a singer. Maybe. Not really. I dunno.

But I still think this song is just another gimmick. This is Heidi’s third debut “single!” Whenever people aren’t talking enough trash about her and Spencer, this is what they do, release a song so people will talk about how much she sucks. Why does everyone buy into it?

People is reporting that she’s starting her own record label and she’ll have 13 tracks on her debut album. I’ll believe it when I see it, fo shiz! And bitch sounds like she’s burping out the lyrics of this song. Someone needs about four more tracks laid over her voice - those in the music industry know what I’m talking about.

Team Heidi. - Listen to “Fashion”