2008 BET Awards Pictures

There was definitely a good quality of raw fug on the red carpet.

Let's begin with Solange. Say your prayers for this hot mess. Does she use yarn for her weaves? I think so. Explains everything.

Gabrielle Union rocks the white.
John Leged looking dapper
Lil Mama! I love it! She wears fug shit and it gets her noticed. Whatever works. I wouldn't expect anything less from her. A. Keys gets it right. I love the huge hoop earrings with her hair. Poor thing can't do much to try to make her cankles look sexy, though.

J. Hud is in fat ass denial. She's too chunky for that dress. The top needs another inch so her tits don't wouldn't look like they're suffocating. I'm still on the fence with her new 'do, but she's gorgeous. She always looks great.

Why the dark lipstick, Riri? I don't think yellow's Rihanna's color, but she's like Halle Berry - she can rock anything! Cute dress.

I seriously didn't know this was Keyshia Cole and that's why I love her. She can reinvent the hell out of her looks! She's so versatile. Luvs it! Cute haircut.

Chris Brown

Tocarra, Ms. Skinny Now
Jordin Sparks. Was she chewing tobacco? She looks like she wants to spit. She's sucking in her gut way too much. Exhale, babe.