On her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.

"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!"

I know this came out on Monday, but it was too good for me to pass up. That's why he dumped your ass, Kathy, and married someone else! My gawd, I would bang Steve and I think he's fug as hell. His poo is filled with 4-carat diamonds and his sperm is laced with liquid gold.