Quote Me of The Day: Kathy Griffin
June 25th, 2008
On her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.
“We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!”
I know this came out on Monday, but it was too good for me to pass up. That’s why he dumped your ass, Kathy, and married someone else! My gawd, I would bang Steve and I think he’s fug as hell. His poo is filled with 4-carat diamonds and his sperm is laced with liquid gold.
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