Archive for June 26th, 2008

A doctor who faked prescriptions for growth hormones for her son even though his height was ‘normal’ faces being struck off today. Dr Rehab Al Jumaily, 51, who is just 5ft tall, feared her 13-year-old would be bullied if he ended up as short as the rest of his family.
But the 5ft 2in youngster, who cannot be named for legal reasons, had been the subject of only one reported bullying incident at school.
The teenager was six inches over the normal threshold for hormone treatment and half an inch above the average height for his age.
Al Jumaily, a partner in a West Hull surgery, used fake names to write prescriptions for the drug Genetropin which she then injected into her son.She admitted three charges of deception at Hull Crown Court last year and was fined £22,500.
Al Jumaily was also ordered to pay costs of £1,200 and meet a £3037 confiscation order - or serve three months jail in default.
She is appearing before the General Medical Council who will decide if her fitness to practice is impaired by reason of her conviction.
The court hearing was told Jumaily and her husband were both short and their 16-year-old daughter had stopped growing at the age of 11 when she reached 4ft 10in.
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LINKAGE
- The bitch slap heard around the world - CK
- The ugliest shoes I have ever seen!! - CS
- Who’s the sausage king? - AB
- Brooke Hogan looking hot! Hulk approves of her new sexy pics - RR
Deets on justaskthelocals, a new site that tells tourists where to go, suggestions given by actual residents, no tourist traps - PB
- Cher’s drunken ass fan gets arrested for harassment - GB
- Oh, hells yeah! - SOW
- Paris Hilton straight fuggin’ with bald gangsta Benji - ND
- That 70’s Show’s Topher Grace is still alive. I think he’s such a sexy scrawny dude - DS
- John Mayer is a liar - AIW
- Justin Timberlake confesses that he has OCD and ADD - GTS

I would have never guessed this thick tranny was New York. She looks chunky and in one word: bad. Here’s some New York Goes to Hollywood promo pics. Why couldn’t someone airbrush her? That’s fraudulent.


Show starts Aug. 4 on Vh1.
Anyone think she’s still with Tailor Made?
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Madonna’s such a diva bitch, I’m shocked her marriage lasted this long.
Madonna has met with high-powered British divorce attorney Fiona Shackleton, The Times of London reports.
One lawyer told The Times that Madonna, 49, had met with Shackleton after approaching another firm.
It is believed that the couple (who wed in 2000) did not have a prenup, according to The Times. (Madonna is worth an estimated $600 million.)
Breakup rumors have rocked the couple for years.
In the May issue of U.K. Elle, Madonna denied martial strife.



Well dressed celebrities turned up last night in London at former South African President and human rights champion Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday dinner.
Naomi Campbell was there with boyfriend Marcus Elias despite the rumors that Mandela has banned her from presenting at his birthday concert gala to be held Friday night.
The concert will be hosted by Will Smith and will take place in London’s Hyde Park. It will feature such greats as Queen + Paul Rodgers, Razorlight, and Annie Lennox, and is expected to be one of the biggest concerts of the year. Proceeds will benefit Mandela’s Aids charity, 46664, named after his prisoner number when he spent more than 27 years in a South African jail for activism.
Last night’s dinner included an auction which raised more than $10 million for Mandela’s charities. Elton John performed and Oscar winning actor Forrest Whitaker gave a moving speech.
Shown outside the dinner last night are Robert DeNiro and wife Grace Hightower, Oprah, Richard Branson, Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson, Pierce Brosnan, The Sugababes, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, Naomi Campbell, Neil Diamond, Forrest Whitaker and his wife Keisha, Leona Lewis, Denzel Washington and his wife Pauletta Pearson Washington, Kim Catrall, Annie Lennox, Bob Geldof, and Joan Baez.




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John Mayer hit up his ex Minka Kelly and told her he’s hooking up with Maniston.
A Kelly pal said, “Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, ‘Sorry, but I’m really in love.’ ” She found that interesting as, “during his relationship with her, John mentioned, ‘I don’t really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.’ ”
I’m thinking John called Minka and asked for a goodbye fuck, went to her crib, begged for oral before he hit it, then yelled out, ‘By the way, I’m dating Jennifer Aniston!’ as he drove away in his car after tappin’ that ass. Then Minka’s friend talks to the press and creates a fake quote - “he said I don’t really get this Jennifer Aniston thing” so she can insert a personal dig on Maniston. Minka’s friend is awesome.
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Fashion critics have blasted model Karolina Kurkova for looking too fat in a bikini. Seriously. The Czech model wore a bikini in a recent Cia Maritima runway show and revealed what the horrified style snobs called “back fat, love handles and cellulite.”
Karolina Kurkova, 24, is one of the highest-earning models in the world, according to Forbes, and is best known for being a Victoria’s Secret Angel and whose super-fit physique has graced the pages of international fashion mags.
But after the show during Sao Paulo’s Fashion Week, a Brazilian paper noted that the leggy 5-foot-11 Kurkova “shocked” the audience when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with “cellulite on her butt.”
She has some back fat fo sho, and her ass is not in check. Ya know, my friend does Carmen Electra’s stripper workout DVD and says it does wonders for your ass and thighs. Karolina needs to give something healthy a try, hope she’s not puking right now.

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Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are on a path to the altar. Gyllenhaal has quietly moved into Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home and is already part of her fiercely guarded family.
The actor, 27, is even helping to raise her two kids – Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4 – from her former marriage to Ryan Phillippe.
“Marriage is definitely what they are working toward,” a source close to the actress, 32, tells Us of the couple who’ve been together for a year. “They literally don’t want to spend any time away from each other,” a Witherspoon pal adds.
I love this couple! They’re great for each other.
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OUCH!
June 26th, 2008

Scar Jo is one of Barack Obama’s biggest celebrity fans. She’s attended and spoken at rallies, joked that she’s engaged to the Senator, and said they email each other back and forth cause they be tight like knots. Now Barack is saying, ‘Who dat bitch? Stop trying to ride my nuts!’ only with different words and less profanity.
Barack Obama has downplayed his “email relationship” with Scarlett Johansson – and says the actress doesn’t even have his personal address.
Earlier this month, Johansson claimed to have a “personal dialogue” with Obama. She told Politico: “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ - how can he return these personal emails? But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them.”
But Obama told reporters Tuesday that “she sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie [Love], who forwarded it to me.
“I [wrote] saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship,” he explained.
I feel that burn.
