Mini-Me Sex Tape Video

Best believe I will post this video when it leaks. :) My prayers have been answered. You know Mini Me is packin' heat! His penis is probably just as big as his arm. Wouldn't that be hilarious? A short dude who's packin' is gonna look all outta proportion in all the right ways. This is why I must bang a midget at some point in my lifetime.

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

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