Mini-Me Sex Tape Video
June 26th, 2008
Best believe I will post this video when it leaks. 
My prayers have been answered. You know Mini Me is packin’ heat! His penis is probably just as big as his arm. Wouldn’t that be hilarious? A short dude who’s packin’ is gonna look all outta proportion in all the right ways. This is why I must bang a midget at some point in my lifetime.
Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.
