Daddy Dude Offered Seven Figures

In Touch reports that the sperminator has been offered a lucrative modeling gig.

Britney Spears' ex-husband has been approached to be the new face of Christopher Brian Collection, In Touch can exclusively reveal. "We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line," Chris Stokes, a music producer who co-owns the denim brand.

Daddy Dude has yet to accept the offer because he's much too busy with his full-time unemployment job.

"Kevin is also working with Chris on his music and movie career. Elliot Mintz, a rep for the actor/singer, says, "Kevin is getting back to work on his music activities."

This sounds like some Heidi Montag shit. I'm tired of hearing about K-Fed working on music, I must hear it!

And remember Chris Stokes is the a-hole who managed B2K, the man behind the rape allegations? Does that dumb ass know K-Fed will actually lower sales? The only representing Daddy Douche should be doing is voice over in Planned Parenthood public service announcements.