June 2008 News Archive (Page 11)

The stalkers at tmz are reporting that Britney Spears may be trying to move out of the Hollywood Hills and closer to Daddy Dude where she'll live in an exclusive, upscale Calabasas community.

Britney has reportedly been "looking like crazy" to buy a crib in Calabasas, located in the San Fernando Valley. Brit Brit would be in an extremely well-protected private community with two sets of guard gates.

Sources say Brit's been hanging out in the community gym lately, however, we're told no official deal on the mansion has been made yet.

And how's this for mom of the year -- the new pad would be closer (and certainly more accessible) to K-Fed and the kids in Tarzana, which is just a quick jaunt down the 101 Freeway ... depending on traffic.

See y'all! Those Federsperm and Brit Brit reunion rumors are true! Ha.

New York Magazine's Emma Rosenblum calls the ungrateful bitch out! :) Here's the letter, summarized. Enjoy. :)

Dear Katherine (Kate? Katie?),

So you've acted out once again (no pun intended!). You've withdrawn your name from Emmy eligibility, because, in your words, ''I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination.'' And now you've started a fight with the writers of Grey's Anatomy. Their feelings are hurt, Katie.

Okay, Heigl, we agree that Izzie's story lines have become increasingly marginal and unbelievable. Lately, everyone on the show seems to think that Izzie's completely irritating. So do we! We actually groan aloud when your perky face appears onscreen! There's a theory we have about this, Katherine, so listen closely. Have you ever thought that maybe the writers are incorporating your own personality into that of your character?

Because we read a lot of women's magazine and gossip sites, and we think we kind of know you at this point. And guess what? You're totally annoying and self-righteous, just like Izzie!

And then (and then!) you called your own hit movie, Knocked Up, "a little sexist." You have a right to your opinion, and we might even agree with you. But you were Apatow's first choice for that movie, you did it, you made lots of money, and it made you a certified movie star. What possessed you to bash it?

Do you think you're above the work that you do? It was a comedy, and you profited tremendously. You're no Streep, honey, and even she does Abba with a smile.

Last week, in a dark moment, we watched 27 Dresses on demand. Now that was a case of writers messing up your material.

So please take our advice. Grey's Anatomy is a soap opera. Get off your high horse, missy. You talk all about the integrity of the Academy? Ha! You know they're giving an Emmy to a reality-TV show host this year, right? Stop pissing off your writers and directors and castmates. We want to like you, Katherine, really. Please stop making it so hard to do so.

Warmest regards,
Emma Rosenblum

Well, a lil bit. She's still doing the Beyonce, Rihanna style denials.

Ashanti said,

"Me and Nelly, we're good friends. We kick it â€" hang out a lot. The industry is very hard, so it's good to have fun and lighten it up."

"But the one thing we do a lot of lately is listen to my new album, The Declaration," she said with a giggle.

They are so cute together. Luvs it! At first I didn't want Ashanti touching one of my future exes, but they've really grown on me. And Ashanti looks better than ever these days. Get hitched soon, y'all! But only after Ashanti gets knocked up, like all the cool kids are doing these days.

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Crackhead Amy was hospitalized today after fainting in her home. Amy must have run out of crack and her body was shutting down kinda like a car when it runs out of gas.

The star's spokesman said that Amy was at home on Monday afternoon when she collapsed. Her manager's assistant stopped her from falling and she is said to have "quickly recovered". However, Amy's dad Mitch then took her to hospital as a "precaution". Doctors may keep the 24-year-old in hospital overnight for observation as they are unsure as to what caused her to faint.

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It's summer time which means bitches in bikinis! Here's a few pics of Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley on vacation in Mexico.

Kanye West angered fans when he didn't take the stage on time at the Bonnaroo Fest. in Tennessee. Between Pearl Jam's show running longer than it was suppose to and Ye's crew setting up his crazy stage set, he was 2 hours behind schedule.

The rapper didn't appear on stage at Tennessee's Bonnaroo until 4.25 a.m. Sunday morning â€" some two hours behind schedule. Previous act Pearl Jam ran over by an hour, festival organizers said â€" and then there were long delays setting up West's elaborately futuristic stage set. As the delay dragged on, fans at the four-day-long music festival reportedly began chanting "Kanye sucks" and pelting the empty stage with glow sticks.

Why get your panties in a bunch? Take a lil nap for cryin' out loud or start up a sweet beer drinking game while you wait! I wonder if people were really throwing their glow sticks out of rage, or because it looks really cool when you're on acid or shrooms? The dumbest shit looks cool when you're on either of the two. Take it from someone who thought they were being surrounded by an army of dragon flies the first time I dropped acid. Heh, heh.

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Check out this interview between David Letterman and Spencer Pratt on the Late Show Friday night. Dave treats Spencer like the ass that he is. :)

 

Mariah Carey has called off her 2nd wedding to hubby Nick Cannon once she found out none of the magazines wanted to pay a nice chunk of change for the pics. Apparently Mariah was intending on paying for the wedding with exclusive photograph cash of the big day.

"The small wedding in the Bahamas was nice, but it was not Mariah's style. The lady loves a spectacle. Mariah was willing to pay for the wedding, but the way she hoped to pay for the wedding was through the sale of photos. No one was interested."

I'm calling BS on this crap! Why would she need a tabloid to pay for the wedding when she's got moolah coming out of her butt? The ho probably farts out $100 bills! I'm thinking these two will be heading for splitsville very shortly, and that's the real reason she's calling off the 2nd wedding.

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Rihanna ruffles up the crowd in her tough-girl getup Sunday at Toronto's MuchMusic Video Awards, where the singer nabbed two awards �" for best international video artist for her hit "Don't Stop the Music" and for most watched video for "Umbrella."

How you can manage to still look fierce when you're hat looks like you stole it from the Village People, and your top looks like a couple of scrunched trash bags is beyond me... But Rihanna still pulls that shiznit off. Whip me, gag me, make me scream baby!

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Amy Crackhouse Winehouse is so set on her druggy ways, she can't even stay sober when she's getting paid $2 million an hour to perform. Amy was asked to perform for Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich's girlfriend, Dasha Zhukova's art gallery in Moscow last Thursday, but when she got there she was too fuckered up to hit the stage. Amy was suppose to perform at 10:30 p.m, but it took her 'people' two hours to get the crackhead in decent enough shape to do the gig.

Around 12:30 a.m., Winehouse finally appeared, wobbling onto the stage down a red carpet lined with red lights, which guided her like a damaged aircraft down a runway. Between restorative sips of Coke, Winehouse puffed on cigarettes, flung her lighter into the audience and tugged on her little dress, revealing to stageside fans that she wasn't wearing underwear.

"I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, who caught up with the gallery crowd later at The Most, the hot Moscow club where the after-party was held. "But she still put on a terrific show."

Sounds like Amy should be part of an art gallery herself at this point. People probably just show up to her performances just to see if she'll go balls to the wall and hit the pipe while she's on stage. Ewww, can you imagine seeing Amy's vag? It probably has crack residue all over it from hiding her stash up there... Possibly part of a crack pipe poking out.  

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