June 2008 News Archive (Page 13)

Jessica Simpson Defends Papa Joe

"A lot of people don't know who my dad really is. He's an amazing manager. He's very, very patient. He lives with three girls, so God has definitely taught him patience.

Jessica Simpson foolishly smiles

His love for me and my sister and my mother is what family should be about, He would sacrifice his life for any of us at any moment, and he would sacrifice his happiness as well. My dad really is the closest thing that I can think of to perfect when it comes to being a father and a manager."

Jessica, sweetheart, your boyfriend and his mouth piece friend are the ones fueling the rumors that Papa Joe is too possessive and controlling! No one was paying much attention to the perception that he's a stage dad on steroids, then Tony brought on an onslaught of rumors about Papa Joe, blaming him for your relationship status.

Tell Tony you're gonna cut him off if he doesn't stop spreading rumors. How desperate is Jess to hold onto her Romo? Damn.

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John Mayer's Penis Changes Lives Forever

"John is good in bed," a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter tells
OK!.

John Mayer Details magazine cover picture

"Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I'm not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they're ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John's secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry."

I've been with men like John. Shit will never be the same after you eff someone who's a little TOO damn good in bed. Men like this hump you, text message dump you the next day, and leave your ass broke down, angry and spending all your money at the sex toy shop buying porn.

Poor Maniston is gonna lose her shit.

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Wanna go to Six Flags then see a Lloyd, Lil Mama and Estelle Concert?

We're giving away 2 tickets to Six Flags this Sunday June 15 to have fun at the park and see Lil Mama, Lloyd and Estelle perform! :)

NYC radio station Power 105.1 will be at Six Flags at 11 with music, giveaways, exclusive access to meet each artist and more! Here's the schedule:

2pm: Doors Open

Power 105.1 DJ Suss.One providing music, giving away movie passes, access to meet Lil Mama, Lloyd and Estelle.

3:00pm:
Power 105.1 host DeJa Vu starts the show off!

The passes are for NY or New Jersey residents, in other words, people who have the transportation to get to the show.

Six Flags Great Adventure & Wild Safari is conveniently located off I-95 in Jackson, NJ between New York City and Philadelphia.

Our address is:
1 Six Flags Boulevard
Jackson, NJ 08527

To enter: Just click my "contact" tab at the top with the subject "Six Flags" and tell me something about yourself. Ya know, like you have to do at company ice breaker meetings. Please no name and address only emails. You'll be picking up your tickets at Six Flags. And if you can tell me what state you live in, if it's Jersey or New York, that would be great too. Good luck! :)

To enter a separate contest with Power 105.1, click here

Six Flags website

I'll be re-posting this contest entry tomorrow and Friday too.

Britney Spears in the Running for an Emmy Award

"And the Emmy goes to... Britney Spears"? Well, the pop star has come one step closer to making that into a reality with her inclusion on the ballot of possible Emmy nominees.For her double-shot guest appearance as Abby on CBS hit How I Met Your Mother, Brit-Brit is one of 41 actresses on the official ballot released by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences to its voters. Keep in mind, this is the list that is whittled down to the final nominees for the September ceremony.

Britney Spears extensions close up

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Alicia Keys Affair Scandal?!

WOAH! I thought Alicia was strictly vajayjay.

Halle Berry Alicia Keys Gayle King

Mashonda made this statement to Hip Hop Weekly regarding an alleged affair between Swiss Beatz and Alicia Keys:

[Alicia Keys] is her own woman and she has made her own choices. I don't have a problem with her. I will say this though, I am not a scorned woman. I have a responsibility to raise [my son], he's my number one priority and everyday I strive more for him and of course my music."

If Barbara Walters did it, Alicia could too. Hot dayum!

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Quote Me of The Day: Chris Martin

Chris Martin Rollingstone cover boy

"It was like, ‘I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with,'" Martin recalls. "I don't want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs."

No Surprises Here - Amy Wino Gets Off

Amy Winehouse crack slut

London coppers have pinched the two people who allegedly gave Amy Winehouse the drugs she did on tape -- but aren't going after Amy herself!

The po-po say the two have been charged with conspiracy to supply cocaine and ecstasy to Wino. They were nabbed after those crazazy pics ran in the Sun a few months ago.

But here's the rub: Amy herself has been cleared of any charges from the incident, even though she was the one caught doin' the drugs.

I don't really want this crackhead to go to jail cause I have a feeling she'd get knocked up in there, selling her rotten cooter for drugs. And the last thing we need right now is a Wino baby on this earth.

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Justin Timberlake's Friend Says JT Won't Marry Jessica Biel

Now this is the meaning of true friendship, going to a tabloid and talking trash about one of your closest friends. As if JT's not gonna get PISSED!

Jessica Biel big booty shot

Justin Timberlake's BFF (and business partner) Trace Ayala doesn't expect the singer and Jessica Biel to walk down the aisle anytime soon.

Asked if he sees wedding bells in their future, he said, "I hope so. To be honest, I don't see them in the future, but I hope so. I really do."

That lil comment makes JT sound like a commitment phobe slut! Not right.

"I don't see them in the future" - luvs it! Trace is holding back, though. There must be a reason why he said that. He went on to say they really get along great together. Jess must suck in bed. I'm hoping.

She's got an amazing ass and rock hard abs, but that's not enough to please, honey. I should know. My gut and cellulite brings all the jerks to the yard. I know how to work this jelly. Heh. And now that I'm hearing about how hot pregnancy sex is, that makes me feel better. Ladies, no matter what size you are, be confident and work yo shiz!

I'm sure it has nothing to do with Jess' bedroom skills. It's just so odd that one of JT's best friends would be like, "I don't see a wedding poppin' off. Nope!" Ouch! How's that supposed to make Jessica feel?

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Paris Hilton Blogs About Her "Personal Life"

I'm skipping her MTV BFF show promo info that Paris posted at the beginning of this blog. It was cheesy and wordy and way too much PR for me to handle.

Kathy Griffin flashes paparazzi

Paris is still happy to be dating her best friend's twin brother, Benji, which is making me nauseous. I feel like they're going to get married.

This isn't gonna end well for Benji when he wakes up in the middle of their wedding night to discover Paris snuck out to have sex with the security guards down the hall, front desk staff and random hot guys on the street. Benji, beware.

In my personal life, I am still very much in love and happy. He has been so supportive throughout the show, coming to visit me at set everyday. Life is good. Check out Benji's blog at www.GoodCharlotte.com He took some pictures of our fun lil trip to vegas this weekend with some of the potential BFF's, it was such a fun weekend!!

I hosted a party at Tao, it was a great night there. Some of the girls had never even been to Vegas before, so it was fun to show them vegas my way. They had the time of there lives.

Also my friend Jeff Beacher threw us one of his infamous Beacher's Madhouse After parties over at the Mirage Hotel Mansions. There were some pretty hilarious performances and I even got cut in half by a magician. Such a great weekend! Hope your all having a great summer! Speak soon, love you all!!
Xoxo Paris :)

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Angelina Jolie, "Pregnant Sex is Fun"

In a candid new interview with Entertainment Weekly magazine, she reveals, "It's (pregnancy) great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative, so you have fun."

Shiloh is cute

Angelina Jolie is such a private person, I'm glad she's opening up again. We need to know every single detail on what it's like to have Brad Pitt in bed.

How does Bradley hump her bump? I should know, because some days or months I feel five months preggers, and I'd like to learn some 'pregnant positions.' As long as they don't put my back out or make my neck cramp up, I'm game. Tell us more, Angie!

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