June 2008 News Archive (Page 6)

Many are wondering if Becks stuffs his junk in the front. I, myself, have also participated in this debate, saying, 'Those pictures aren't real! It's Photoshop!' and the like.

I think the main reason why so many are saying that his penis has been enhanced in his Armani ads is because we don't want to believe that one of the most handsome men on the planet is well endowed, too. This world would seem much too cruel and Posh would have to, like, disappear forever.

But, here's the thing - I was thinking of David Beckham's pecker on Saturday, because that's what I do every Saturday, it's, like, more calming than meditation, and it occurred to me that to find the answer to one of the most important questions perplexing the straight female and gay male population worldwide, all I had to do was look within. Cue the violins.

The answer is very common sense, really. While it's uncertain how many inches David's packin', even if his photos are enhanced, it remains obvious that Dave has a large dick. Reason why? No man with a microscopic or even average size penis would agree to take all his clothes off and have pictures taken of him in his underwear for a major campaign.

And no man with David's status would take off his clothes, knowing his picture will be plastered everywhere, in his underwear if he knows he can't bring it.

Moral of the story, you should start thinking of David Beckham's penis on any given Saturday or while you're trying to fall asleep, while you're at the dentist, while you're baking a cake right after the dentist cause no one tells you not to eat sugar like they own your palate, and while you're having sex and can't climax. Great things will cum, I promise; and Becks is packin', baby,... and everyone lived happily ever after.

Kid Rock is apparently wanting us all to get locked up. After bitching last week about Itunes ripping people off and keeping his back catalogue off of their site, Kid posted a message telling everyone to keep on stealin'!

"The whole debate on downloading music has gone too far. There are record companies suing kids. You can illegally download my music, steal it if you will. Because I'm fucking rich. How can I bitch about you downloading a song or two?

What I would encourage you to do? Let's level the playing field. Steal everything. If you want a new MP3 player or a computer… Do you know how much money Apple and Microsoft have? Go in there, get a new laptop and run. You need a new car? Go steal a Toyota."

If I had the skills, I'd snatch up a new laptop right now. Hell, a new car sounds good too, but I'll just stick to stealing music off the internet. Actually, I don't even do that so I've got no skills what so ever. I totally suck!

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Who's rockin' a little butt dimple action in her cutesy lil bikini? Click the link below the pic to find out!

It's Katherine Heigl bitches! At least she's not strutting her stuff with the Mischa Barton large curd cottage cheese ass. Work it out Kat! Seriously, do some frickin' lunges or something before you turn into Mischa's twin. :)

Rapper/producer, steroid boyTimbaland, married his girlfriend of two years this weekend on a private island in Aruba. Actually, they tied the knot earlier this month in sweat pants in Virginia but he's gotta do it big with a formal ceremony for his rich pals. Missy Elliott, Ginuwine, Omarion and rapper Magoo are just a few celeb names on the guest list.

Timbland and Idlett, who are based in Miami, welcomed a baby girl named Reign in November. Timbaland, 37, also has two sons, Demetrius and Frankie, from a previous relationship. Demetrius gave the bride away and Frankie was the ring bearer. Reign was carried down the aisle by their longtime friend Fredrick Fraser, the vice president of Mosely Music. Timbaland proposed during Idlett's baby shower in October.

They had been dating for two years and this is the first marriage for both.

Enough with the honeymoon crap and get back to producing some hot hits!

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Expectant parents Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves beat the L.A. heat wave by hitting the beach in Malibu on Saturday. The actor recently wrapped The Ghosts of Girlfriends Present, which he says on his MySpace blog "turned out great."

Is the smile because this was the day the paps got the beat down from a bunch of surfers while trying to get pics of McConaughey, or because his body looks even hotter next to a pregnant chick? Either way, it's just another shirtless day for Matthew. ;)

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Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed with emphysema and could possibly be wheelchair bound and dependent on oxygen in a month if she doesn't clean up her crackhead ass asap. Amy had collapsed at her London home last week and tests have revealed that emphysema is the issue. Amy, who has been video taped smoking crack in the past year, has vowed to quit the drugs to help save her life. Her father Mitch spoke to the press about Amy's condition and his hopes of her becoming drug free.

In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter �" who was rushed to hospital last week �" that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn't follow medical advice.

‘To think this could be my beautiful 24-year-old daughter's life is preposterous. But if drugs mean more to her than breathing properly, then so be it. But the doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won't just ruin her voice, it will kill her.' He said.

Mitch Winehouse has urged her drug dealers and addict friends such as rocker Pete Doherty �" who has been spending time with the 24-year-old since his release from prison last month �" to stay away from her.

I'm saying to those drug dealers, and they know who they are, if they are supplying crack to Amy, then they've got to take responsibility. I don't want her hanging out with her mates like Pete Doherty either.' He said.

Maybe Amy will stop smoking crack and if she does, I think she'll just go to snorting coke or shooting heroin instead of smoking out of a pipe. You would think that with your life being on the line, you would clean your ass up but some people and celebs are so deep into it, nothing seems to matter but the little high you get. Kiddos, remember what Whitney Houston said.... Crack is whack!

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Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71.

Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (9 p.m. EDT) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters.

Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television." A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court.

In the 1978 case, Federal Communications Commission vs. Pacifica Foundation, the top U.S. court ruled that the words cited in Carlin's routine were indecent, and that the government's broadcast regulator could ban them from being aired at times when children might be listening. Carlin's comedic sensibility often came back to a central theme: humanity is doomed.

"I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas," he told Reuters in a 2001 interview.

George was a timeless and amazing comedian. May he rest in peace.

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Time magazine reports,
As summer vacation begins, 17 girls at Gloucester High School are expecting babiesâ€"more than four times the number of pregnancies the 1,200-student school had last year.

By May, several students had returned multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and on hearing the results, "some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Sullivan says.

All it took was a few simple questions before nearly half the expecting students, none older than 16, confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. Then the story got worse. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," the principal says, shaking his head.

The girls who made the pregnancy pactâ€"some of whom, according to Sullivan, reacted to the news that they were expecting with high fives and plans for baby showersâ€"declined to be interviewed. So did their parents.

But Amanda Ireland, who graduated from Gloucester High on June 8, thinks she knows why these girls wanted to get pregnant. "They're so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally," Ireland says. "I try to explain it's hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m."

Gloucester's elected school committee plans to vote later this summer on whether to provide contraceptives. But that won't do much to solve the issue of teens wanting to get pregnant.

Yesterday I wrote about some 12 year-old girl who took her dad to court for not allowing her to go on a school trip after she posted sexy pics online, now this? Crazy.

On a sidenote, this just wasn't my week at all. I hope to feel better next week. Have a fun weekend and stay away from pregnancy pacts! Good lord! And if you know any young girls, please tell her/them that getting pregnant with her friends is one of the biggest mistakes she could possibly make.

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50 Cent is suing Shaniqua Tomkins for defamation for claims he set her home a blaze, now she's filed a restraining order out against him. 50 hasn't seen his son since the fire and Shaniqua would like to keep it that way. I can't blame her.

I wasn't there. I didn't see shyt, but Shaniqua claims that she heard noises, then half an hour later, the roof, the roof, the roof was on fire! An empty can of gasoline was later found at the home.

UPDATE:

Tompkins got a temporary restraining order against Fiddy, which, we're told, will require him to forfeit any guns and other firearms -- and any pickup and drop off of Marquise must be "at curbside." He's also not allowed to be on any premises where Shaniqua is, but there's no distance specified.Shaniqua's lawyer Paul Catsandonis says that they will be arguing for a permanent restraining order against the rapper next month.

That was easy! Remember, TMZ cameras filmed a 50 and Shaniqua argument where he got so upset, people had to hold him back?

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PEOPLE's Hottest Bachelor Mario Lopez shows off his abs �" and then some �" to a crowd of waiting fans following his Wednesday performance in Broadway's A Chorus Line.

I'm no homophobe, but the buck nekkid, sprawled out on a bear look is SO gay.