June 2008 News Archive (Page 9)

I know this is old news, came out yesterday. But please, still heart me. I personally found it all rather uneventful. A vulgar woman said, "fucking shit" on television. I curse so much, I say "fucking shit" in my sleep; and I curse whenever I'm updating POTP and my computer freezes up; and I curse when I tell a guy he's hot, because he's not simply good looking, he's "fucking hot!" I mean, how else am I supposed to describe a guy I wanna fuck without using the F-word? That would be dishonest. I just don't know what to do with myself. I have to practice major restraint when I'm around kids because I wanna call 'em effing brats but I just don't think it would be the right thing to do and I'm trying to set an example and all.

Joan was talking about interviewing Russell Crowe on the red carpet when she said Russell's a "piece of - get ready to bleep this. Fucking shit!" The live show didn't bleep her out, but they did tell Joan to eff off. She was kicked off the show during the commercial break.

Here's Joan on UK's live "Loose Women" talk show where she said a very bad word.

After the incident, Joan "apologized,"

"Yes, I swore, and I'm so fucking sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It's funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favorite four-letter word is 'shop.'"

Obviously not, cause I'm confused.

Britney Spears is back in big-sister mode. The pop star and her dad, Jamie, are ready to hop a flight at a moment's notice to be by pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears' side in Mississippi.

The 17-year-old, who's expecting her first child with fiancé Casey Aldridge, 19, is due to give birth any day now."Jamie and Britney are standing by to get a call and when they do, they are jumping on private jet," a source said.

Why aren't Britney and Jamie in Mississippi right now?! Don't they wanna be there for the delivery, or do they just wanna say 'what's good' to the baby?

Shouldn't they use a helicopter? It's confusing to me. How long is a flight from L.A. to Mississippi? Some people pop out their babies quickly. And I take it Jamie isn't getting a C-section then, because she would have scheduled one in, right? See, I don't know a damn thing about poppin' out kids.

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Ashlee Simpson shows off her sexy legs and growing baby bump at Pete Wentz's 29th birthday party.

She's obviously excited for the both of them as Pete is looking miserable in that first pic. Ashlee looks great!

Rachel Bilson is too damn perfect!

She's got a hot hourglass figure. Luv those hips! I like my hips very much; I think hips are one of the sexiest features of a woman, and not all women have them, e.g. Paris Hilton. Lots of women are shaped like boys. You will never hear me say, 'I hate my hips! They're so big!' because I've never said it. Hips are hawt, and Rachel is seen here at the Art party award and auction flaunting her sexy hips in her sexy dress with her great body. She makes me sick! But in a good way. :)

They are amazing live! And their music always makes me feel peaceful and good about myself. Like, it literally raises my serotonin levels.

Luv ya, boys. :)

Just as his band is accused of ripping off someone else's song, Coldplay's Chris Martin says in an interview that he and his bandmates are "the world's worstâ€"but most enthusiasticâ€"plagiarists. We'll try and copy anyone."

Now, we're pretty sure Martin was just being self-deprecating as he and a bandmate discussed trying to write a song like Blur's "Sing" (which is a great song). The point seems to be that great music inspires them and fuels their own creativity.

We're guessing heâ€"and the band's lawyersâ€"are probably wishing he'd said just that instead.

Get the rest of the quote after the jump.

Martin says:

"We're one of the world's worstâ€"but most enthusiasticâ€"plagiarists as a band. We'll try and copy anything but tend to fail, so we come up with something...that sounds like usâ€"only through trying to sound like somebody else."

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I wanna get really excited about this, but I can't. I need to see his role reprised before I rejoice. Rumors are a dime a dozen, so I'm not going to jump to any conclusions too soon. After Katherine dissed the writers, Entertainment Tonight interviewed Isaiah.

Washington said he called "Grey's" creator SHONDA RHIMES when the news broke. "I've reached out and said, look, whatever I can do to help out, I'm open to it."

I really miss Isaiah on the show, and I'm not alone. I've read comments numerous times online where people say his departure was a great loss to the show. What I miss most about Isaiah being gone is I'm curious about how his character would continue to develop and transform.

There's speculation that Katherine can leave the show and Isaiah would come back. I want 'em both or they can leave the cast as is right now. You know Kat doesn't like Isaiah, so I'm hoping they'll keep her and add him. Bitch better be prepared for lots of steamy sex scenes with Dr. Burke because the writers hate her ass now!

If she thought she didn't have good material last season, she's probably in for some surprises. Kat must return back to the Grey's set on June 25th to lots of ballons, cake and champagne as the happy crew welcomes her back.

Entertainment Tonight

Lookin' good.

I'm feelin' the pockets in the dress look. It's the perfect way to conveniently stash condoms just in case you have a lil too much to drink on your night out and don't wanna get knocked up by the hot guys you know you were gonna bang any way if you were sober.

The Daily Mail also reports that Anne dumped her man because of all his legal troubles. Finally! :)

A source said: 'It's heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she's devastated that it's come to this, but she really didn't have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.'

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Sam's pretty adorable. This isn't my first Samantha interview. But I'm still not over hearing her voice, because based on the way she dresses, I expect her to sound like Marge Simpson.

The Internet Age has given rise to digital logarrhea. Blogs, twitters and flikrs all fuel this confessional spirit. At Harvard, few have been hit by the urge to expose themselves than 20-year-old junior Lena Chen.

(http://www.thechicktionary.com).

Over the past few months, Chen has blogged and twittered about a new man in her life: "Patrick."

When she started posting pictures of her beau, "Patrick's" identity immediately became obvious: Patrick Hamm, who holds a Teaching Fellowship with Harvard's department of sociology.

(http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick/)

Patrick Hamm teaches for the sociology department, where Chen is a student. To read the rest of this story, click here.

LINKAGE

• Did Britney Spears swallow a bowling ball? Her gut is huge - CS
• Catfight court - CK
• Posh's ex says she doesn't know how to kiss - AB
• Mischa Barton is desperately seeking attention! - AY
• Kendra sucks, Holly needs to kick her out. The girls next door catfight all over the blogs - RR
• Amy Poehler's baby bumpin' - PB
• Reese and Jake Gyllenhaal getting sweaty together, pics - IBBB
• Heidi Klum doing what she does best, lookin' hot - GB
• He's lying - ND
• Paris gets denied - DS

"When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy."

Bitch, when I'm in shape I don't just like my butt, I luv it, but I love my abs, thighs and everythang so much more. I feel you, Ali. Glory days.