June 2008 News Archive (Page 3)

John Mayer hit up his ex Minka Kelly and told her he's hooking up with Maniston.

A Kelly pal said, "Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, ‘Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, ‘I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.' "

I'm thinking John called Minka and asked for a goodbye fuck, went to her crib, begged for oral before he hit it, then yelled out, 'By the way, I'm dating Jennifer Aniston!' as he drove away in his car after tappin' that ass. Then Minka's friend talks to the press and creates a fake quote - "he said I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing" so she can insert a personal dig on Maniston. Minka's friend is awesome.

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Fashion critics have blasted model Karolina Kurkova for looking too fat in a bikini. Seriously. The Czech model wore a bikini in a recent Cia Maritima runway show and revealed what the horrified style snobs called "back fat, love handles and cellulite."

Karolina Kurkova, 24, is one of the highest-earning models in the world, according to Forbes, and is best known for being a Victoria's Secret Angel and whose super-fit physique has graced the pages of international fashion mags.

But after the show during Sao Paulo's Fashion Week, a Brazilian paper noted that the leggy 5-foot-11 Kurkova "shocked" the audience when she appeared looking uncharacteristically chubby with "cellulite on her butt."

She has some back fat fo sho, and her ass is not in check. Ya know, my friend does Carmen Electra's stripper workout DVD and says it does wonders for your ass and thighs. Karolina needs to give something healthy a try, hope she's not puking right now.

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Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are on a path to the altar. Gyllenhaal has quietly moved into Witherspoon's $5 million L.A. home and is already part of her fiercely guarded family.

The actor, 27, is even helping to raise her two kids �" Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4 �" from her former marriage to Ryan Phillippe.

"Marriage is definitely what they are working toward," a source close to the actress, 32, tells Us of the couple who've been together for a year. "They literally don't want to spend any time away from each other," a Witherspoon pal adds.

I love this couple! They're great for each other.

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Scar Jo is one of Barack Obama's biggest celebrity fans. She's attended and spoken at rallies, joked that she's engaged to the Senator, and said they email each other back and forth cause they be tight like knots. Now Barack is saying, 'Who dat bitch? Stop trying to ride my nuts!' only with different words and less profanity.

Barack Obama has downplayed his "email relationship" with Scarlett Johansson â€" and says the actress doesn't even have his personal address.

Earlier this month, Johansson claimed to have a "personal dialogue" with Obama. She told Politico: "You'd imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly 'on' - how can he return these personal emails? But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them."

But Obama told reporters Tuesday that "she sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie [Love], who forwarded it to me.

"I [wrote] saying, 'Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this email relationship," he explained.

I feel that burn.

Kicking fans out of concerts is what all the kids are doing these days. Tori Amos, Kanye West, Tim McGraw. Why not? These "fans" only pay money to get in, or they get in for free with industry hookups, and then they behave rudely? Give 'em the boot! Literally. Tim is so sweet. Good lookin' out for the ladies. :)

Tim McGraw personally ejected a fan during a show in Auburn, Washington, on Tuesday.

"He watched a man rush to the front of the stage. This overly aggressive fan attacked a female fan and Tim witnessed this incident. Tim called for security, but when they could not respond quick enough Tim and several crew members removed the fan from the audience where he was then turned over to the local authorities."

At a show last year, McGraw's wife Faith Hill lashed out at a female fan after she grabbed his crotch while he was onstage.

It's nice to see Nicole's not doing reality TV, at least for the moment.

Former Simple Life star Nicole Richie, 26, will expand her presence on the small screen this fall, when she appears in an episode of the NBC comedy Chuck, the network announced. And Richie will be playing a role all too familiar in Young Hollywood: the Mean Girl.

According to NBC, Richie will play a "snarky and spiteful girl who tortured" actress Yvonne Strahovski's character in high school. In the episode, airing sometime this fall, Strahovski's character, Special Agent Sarah Walker, "must face her fears when she is forced to attend her 10-year high school reunion," for a mission with costar Zachary Levi (Chuck) as her date.

Chuck's executive producer Josh Schwartz says, "Nicole auditioned for the part and was very funny. This role is a great opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills and be diabolically evil and kick some butt. It's going to be really fun."

Richie has also guest-starred on 8 Simple Rules … for Dating My Teenage Daughter and American Dreams. â€" David Caplan

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Askmen.com officially loses all credibility.

Katherine Heigl was voted the 2008 most desirable woman. Over 5 million votes were cast. And, um, when were these votes made? Hot chick bangs a short loser in "Knocked Up" and men totally think that's hot. Lame. I doubt any of 'em even watch Grey's Anatomy. I must admit, I'd give it to her from the back, too, so I wouldn't have to watch her texting everyone about how much I suck in bed while I hit it. You know she's that kind of brat.

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Best believe I will post this video when it leaks. :) My prayers have been answered. You know Mini Me is packin' heat! His penis is probably just as big as his arm. Wouldn't that be hilarious? A short dude who's packin' is gonna look all outta proportion in all the right ways. This is why I must bang a midget at some point in my lifetime.

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness.

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On her ex, Apple co-founder billionaire Steve Wozniak.

"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never fucked him or anything!"

I know this came out on Monday, but it was too good for me to pass up. That's why he dumped your ass, Kathy, and married someone else! My gawd, I would bang Steve and I think he's fug as hell. His poo is filled with 4-carat diamonds and his sperm is laced with liquid gold.

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Kanye West angered fans when he didn't take the stage on time at the Bonnaroo Fest. in Tennessee. Between Pearl Jam's show running longer than it was suppose to and Ye's crew setting up his crazy stage set, he was 2 hours behind schedule.

Well, Kanye is MAD and I don't blame him! Check out most of his angry blog post. The caps lock keys was made for times just like this. Use it frivolously, honey.

This rant is LONG but I breezed right through it. It's pretty damn entertaining.

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall... Why???? I understand if people don't like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I've ever had in my life. This is the most offended I've ever been... this is the maddest I ever will be. I'm typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!Continue Reading...