June 2008 News Archive (Page 8)

I mean that, honestly.

She's one of the few women who look just fine without any makeup, and she only needs a lil, and bitch looks fierce. :) I'm feelin' her eyeliner. Joel on the other hand is looking greasy and doughy and for some reason I wouldn't be surprised if they split in the next two years. Why aren't they married already? I don't really give a shit and marriage isn't for everyone, it's making me nervous.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie (in Dries Van Noten) make a fashionable �" and charitable �" statement Wednesday at Cartier's Loveday celebration at a Bel Air, Calif., home. The twosome unveiled a jade green bracelet that Madden (with help from brother Benji) designed for Cartier that will benefit the Richie Madden Children's Foundation.

Usher has been keeping his baby under wraps and I'm just gonna go ahead and blame his tranny wife as the reason behind that. We still dunno if lil Usher is fug or not, until now. Here's a blurry pic that was posted on an Usher site. I'm guessing this baby is fugly as hell if the best Usher can do is leak some blurry ass pictures. Suri Cruise was kept under wraps forever and with good reason. She was a fugly ass infant, but now she's a doll.

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Maybe seeing themselves on the big screen was too much to take for "Sex and the City" stars Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis. Apparently, soon after the movie's release, they both paid a visit to Roosevelt Hospital on 10th Avenue for minor surgeries.

"Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed," said an insider. "They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week."

It could explain why Davis always wears long hems. Nixon, whose rep denied the surgery, could have been disappointed with her topless scene. Davis' rep had no comment.

I like Cynthia's boobs. They're all compact and mini, like you could put 'em in any lil tank top or dress, and they'd look great. I have no such titties. I can't fit my rack into a lot of tops, which sucks. Cynthia should remain as is. Does she wanna start letting her shemale girlfriend titty bang her now? Cause titty bangs are a snoozer.

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Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou are "kind of" engaged.

When photographers asked the designer and the actor-model to kiss on the red carpet at Wednesday's third annual Loveday celebration hosted by Cartier, Simmons opted for a snuggle instead.

"That was more like a nuzzle!" she said.

So, are the two �" who first met in February 2007 �" engaged? "Kind of," Simmons replied.

Asked if Honsou had given her an engagement ring, Simmons was equally forthcoming �" and evasive. "Well, kind of," she said, "not quite."

She sounds DESPERATE! Hahahaha. Just like me! Hahahahahaha.

Good luck getting hitched. Djimon and Kimora make a good match, though. He seems so chill, like the perfect man to deal with her drama.

Charlotte Church is knocked up again.

Singer Charlotte Church is pregnant again! The 22-year-old and rugby player Gavin Henson, 26, announced they're expecting their second child on her official site.

"The couple are thrilled, as are their immediate families," the statement read.

Having two kids with the same man when you're not married? What a great role model. Her career is officially dead. I hope.

Charlotte can blow but she's just like Amy Winehouse. Total talent waster. Congrats?

There is a new baby in the Spears clan! Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancé Casey Aldridge welcomed a baby girl Thursday morning.

PEOPLE confirms exclusively that the baby was named Maddie Briann.

"Just the family was there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy."

Jamie Lynn's sister Britney, father Jamie and brother Bryan flew in Wednesday to be with her for the birth; her mother Lynne had been with her helping her get ready for the baby.

CONGRATS, Jamie! Fourteen years from now you'll be a grandma.

This is all very plain and simple to me: Charlie Sheen is an a-hole and Denise Richards is an a-hole.

I don't think Charlie's a racist, he just tries to insult Denise in every way possible, with every word possible, so he called her the N-word. Classy. He's a class act, just like that Harvard teacher who's banging a student and she thinks he's just the greatest thing ever.

Charlie and Denise are pure crazy. It's not even really entertaining. Yes it is. It's scary. Get some help!

Charlie Sheen is apologizing for a three-year-old voicemail that ex Denise Richards made public.

The voicemail included a curse-filled rant from Sheen calling Richards �" the mother of their two young daughters Sam, 4, and Lola, 3 �" a "f--king c--t" and a "f--king n----r."

In response, the Two and a Half Men star said in a statement released Wednesday, "I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

It's kind of funny how people always have to say, "I'm not racist, I have black friends!" It's the standard excuse. I'd like to say I've never used a line like this before, but I'd be lying.

I was at a party the other week and I met this hilarious gay dude and I was asking him all kinds of questions, claiming I wanted to get a 'gay perspective.' He said "It's not like I'm a unicorn," and I was making him feel weird, but we laughed about it and it was funny. I tried to defend myself saying, 'No! I honestly have a lot of gay friends. I do. I love gay people.' You know you're in trouble when you gotta use the "I have (fill in the blank) friends" line. At that point, some lines have already been crossed.

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At Daddy Dude's "father of the year" Vegas bash at Prive night club, Daddy Dude was seen with a new ho, pictured above.

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How do you follow up being married to a chick who spent time on a 5150 hold? By hooking up with a girl who comes with her very own mug shot!

She's got great oral lips, and the skank looks topless in this photo. Daddy Dude probably hit it before, after and during his Vegas bash, but it's too soon for anyone to know what she'll be having just yet. Hold on. Nine months later and we'll figure out whether it's a boy or a girl. But I'll just go ahead and say congrats right now because you know she's already knocked up!

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Thanks E! for reporting that Britney is waiting for a call before she gets on a plane and heads to Mississippi for Jamie's delivery. Eff you guys.

Britney Spears is at home in Kentwood, La., to be on hand when her sister Jamie Lynn gives birth, PEOPLE confirms.After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, touched down in New Orleans on Wednesday afternoon with her father, Jamie, 55, her brother, Bryan, 31, and her assistant, Brett.

The Spears clan then headed home to the Spears family Serenity mansion in Kentwood. Their arrival comes just before Jamie Lynn, 17, is expected to give birth.

In anticipation of the youngest Spears's imminent delivery, Jamie Lynn has been preparing her nursery �" with its pink, brown and "silver-green" color scheme �" and buying furniture with her mother, Lynne, 53.