Heidi Montag is Wearing Me Out

I sit here as, like, the sole gossip blogger on the planet supporting this bitch, and now she leaks ANOTHER shitty song?!!! This mess is called, “One More Drink.” Bitch you are treading the line. Heidi is on thin ice now and once I turn on her whorse ass it won’t be pretty.

Why can’t her attention whore ass just work on releasing a COMPLETE album already, and in the meantime, stop leaking this shameless trash?

I wouldn’t even attempt to describe “One More Drink” because it’s beyond description. Her voice sounds muffled, the track lacks all rhythm and structure. I mean, I heart Heidi but I rather fry my own shit, make a burger with it and eat it than listen to this song ever again at any point in my life. Ever. I have to hand it to my gurl, though, she manages to make each song so much worse than the previous one.

It’s all intentional, but I’m wondering if being a laughing stock is her strategy for remaining famous. Poor thing doesn’t know that her fame expiration date draws nearer with each stunt she pulls like this.

Wanna make your ears bleed? Click here to listen to “One More Drink.”

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