Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves Give Birth

Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend of two years Camila Alves are the proud parents of a son. The sweet baby boy was born Monday night in LA and weighed in at a healthy 7 lbs and 4 oz.

McConaughey’s oldest brother, Rooster, [Yes that is his name I did not make that up] shared in their joy. “Oh, it’s going to be fun!” he tells us. “He’ll make a really good dad because he’s got a lot of patience. I’m excited for him. It’s about time.”

“They’re so happy!” said a close pal

Hey Matthew your son had really bad timing. Everyone is still buzzing about Nicole Kidman’s daughter. Kidman is a heavy weight star and you are more fluff. Not to mention the world is holdings its breath waiting for the newest Jolie-Pitt’s to put in an appearance. Still we all wish you the best and congrats on the baby. I for one can’t wait to see what kind of weird name you stick this kid with, may I suggest Bongos McNabb?