Archive for July 9th, 2008

A store must fork over $14,000 to a woman who broke her ankle and required surgery after her stiletto heel snapped off, a British court rules. Sophie King testified she was wearing the black strappy shoes for the first time on a night out with friends when the heel broke, causing her to crash down onto the pavement.
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David Cook Signs On With Skechers - Daily Stab
So You Think You Can Dance Spoilers - Girls Talkin Smack


Vanessa Hudgen’s new album, Identified, has debuted this week to disappointing numbers, the album is a disaster!
Identified sold a mere 22,000 copies in its first week. Even her first CD (as a newcomer) debuted with 34,000 copies — not good. I think it’s safe to say that America has grown tired of the nudist. She should have taken an offer from Playboy when she had the chance.
Her embarrassingly bad first single, Sneakernight, probably didn’t help things.


Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt shot over to a firing range in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
The pair are working on their firearms skills with a personal instructor who went over shooting skills, close combat, tactical, and defense weapons training. Heidi and Spencer came with their own personal arsenal and also rented other weapons.
The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and have been proactive in educating themselves. They recently spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif.
I am so glad I don’t live near them, crazy bitches!


Christina Machamer has been named by Chef Gordon Ramsey as the winner of Hell’s Kitchen’s fouth season. Machamer is a 26 year old culinary student form St Louis Missour. Machamer was up against 47 year old Louis Petrozza a catering director form Charlotte, North Carolina. This is a big upset. Last week a spoiler was leaked that Petrozza was the supposed winner. The two part finale ended last night and I was surprised. But glad, as I really liked her, she won the most challenges ever.
Ramsey who is not known for his even temperament in the kitchen had this to say about the winner Christina:
“Christina had the least amount of experience coming into Hell’s Kitchen. But I saw something in her that was quite special. She had the best potential across any other chef in Hell’s Kitchen, and in my business, I think long term.”
OK that was the news now here’s the dirt. Petrozza had a moment of insanity and took bitchy Jen as his last choice and left crazy Matt for Christina. Christina got the better deal! When Petrozza admitted he was “a tiny bit overwhelmed” Jen shot back with:
”Being a prep chef for Petrozza is like people playing the violin when the Titanic was going down,”
She was right even if I hate to admit it. Petrozza ran out of food for appetizers and Bobby had to save his ass. But it wasn’t all peaches and cream for Christina either she had crazy Matt to deal with. Matt was singing to the food and undercooking the fish. She handled it very well by claiming that she created a risotto station just for him. (”He bought it hook, line, and sinker,” she smiled.)

Jen, ballsy till the end, had the nerve to ask Chef Ramsay for a letter of recommendation! While they were getting ready for service no less. ”You know, whatever you think honestly of me,” she told him. ”Minus my big mouth.” Jen was not done yet she claimed that:
”I definitely know the reason I was picked second to last is because of how strong of a leader I am, and they don’t want to be outshined in their kitchen,” she said, delusional to the very end.
Last but not least of Jen’s bitching when Petrozza tossed one too many sweethearts into his request for risotto she kicked up her attitude with: ”My name is Jen, not sweetheart, and it’s a minute and a half.” I was just glad for the end of this show and all getting Jen off my TV.

Jessica Simpson pregnant is like a wet dream for Creepy Papa Joe. I am pretty sure this photo of Jess celebrating her birthday early is just bloat from eating all that meat. She and enslaved boyfriend, Tony Romo, hit up Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas.

Simpson’s birthday isn’t until July 10th but I am guessing Tony wanted some birthday lovin’ so he convinced her the bathroom linen closet was also a time machine. As to whether or not she is knocked up….eh…too many ham sandwiches.

Here’s the first photo of Maddie Briann Aldridge. Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to her mini me on June 19th. Babies having babies.
Jamie Lynn says that being away from the shining lights of Hollywood is making it easier to learn the ins and outs of first-time motherhood.
“Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is family, and that’s a good way to live.”
The 17-year-old actress talks about everything — from taking parenting classes to life inside the new home she shares with Maddie and boyfriend Casey Aldridge, to her first experience with labor pains.
“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.”
