Jessica Simpson Pregnant?

Jessica Simpson pregnant is like a wet dream for Creepy Papa Joe. I am pretty sure this photo of Jess celebrating her birthday early is just bloat from eating all that meat. She and enslaved boyfriend, Tony Romo, hit up Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas.

Simpson's birthday isn't until July 10th but I am guessing Tony wanted some birthday lovin' so he convinced her the bathroom linen closet was also a time machine. As to whether or not she is knocked up….eh…too many ham sandwiches.