My Feet Hurt & The Links

These photos have been floating around the net for a couple months, being touted as the next hottest thing in Japanese footwear.

Not for most people, but you know that the foot freaks are probably lovin' this craziness!

The boots at the bottom are kinda hot, not that I could or would wear them. Besides, what do wear them with? A ponytail and a saddle, bitch! Ker-plop, ker-plop..

All these shoes are obviously for those bitches who love pain - so you can count my ass out!

Can you imagine having your name on your bikini bottoms? Maybe if I had an ass like this.. - Agent Bedhead

Jessica Simpson looks like a whore on her birthday - Rad Report

Hayden Panettiere is getting engaged? - Ninja Dude

Antonio Banderas launches his new scent for women - Celebrity Smack

America's Next Top Wig Model! - Im Bringing Blogging Back

American Idol your pics - Girls Talkin Smack

Michael Buble and Emily Blunt split - Gabby Babble

Amy Winehouse has more coke boogers! - PopBytes

OK! magazine pays Matthew McConaughey and Jessica Alba big for baby pics - Daily Stab