Batty Boobs and the Links

UK teenager Abbie Hawkins, 19, discovered something bizarre in her bra after originally mistaking it for a vibrating cellphone in her front pocket.

She says she got up for work that morning, got dressed and was on her way to work when she felt something vibrating in her shirt. She dismissed it and continued on with her day until lunchtime when she finally checked to see what it was.

It was a baby bat nestled in her bra!

Hawkins says that her bra was hanging on a clothesline the night before and somehow she failed to notice the bat that had taken residence in one of it’s cups.

She said that “it looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it.” Soon after she released the creature into a garden.

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