Obligatory Celebrity Baby Post

Jessica Alba is following in the footsteps of every other stinking celebrity mother lately - she’s pimped her kid out to the tabloids.

Alba, who always complains of the attention she gets, and who will most likely bitch about her kid being exploited in the near future, chose to have her newborn baby splashed across the pages of OK! magazine in its most recent issue..

I’ve never really understood this whole “I’ll sell out my baby to the highest bidder,” BS. Celebrities holler and moan about their children’s privacy, but then do stuff like this. I’m just sayin’…

Honor Marie Warren was born on June 7th. Alba says she had a very peaceful birth, with no screaming during labor, instead she did “yoga breathing”. As for her baby daughter Alba says she is fascinated by her.

“It hasn’t totally sunk in. She dreams, she smiles, and coos and does all these things, but she hasn’t seen enough of the world yet to understand any of that stuff. So I still feel like she’s connected to the other world, or something. There’s no other way to explain it. It’s a miracle.”

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