It’s Joy A - I Didn’t Go to Europe!

I really wanted to check in with you all. I’m not in Europe; I cancelled the 30-day trip.

Part of the planning and preparation for my trip included selecting bloggers I thought were kind hearted and competent. However, selecting Allie of AllieIsWired.com was a major mistake.

On Mon, July 7, Allie didn’t put her first post on POTP up until after 3 p.m. I usually begin posting the night before my assigned date or around 7 a.m. Pacific.

I emailed her my phone number, telling her she could call me if she needs any help. Within five minutes after clicking ‘send,’ an unrecognizable number appeared on my cell. I picked up the phone only to hear a bitch who sounds like a toothless, barefooted, dirty, trailer trash, Midwestern woman on steroids, scratching out her dandruff while she picks her ass with her thumb. Allie’s voice is God AWFUL! Think Marge Simpson meets Macy Gray.

I rather gouge my eyes out with paper clips than be her friend, and I rushed her off the phone. I have no idea as to why she would call me when her lazy ass never attempted to do any real work on POTP before 9 p.m. anyway.

On her second blogging day, I emailed her asking if she could do a better job updating POTP. Considering Allie’s 43 years old, I thought she was mature enough to handle constructive criticism; she later expressed her resentment for agreeing to blog and said I shouldn’t have any suggestions since she was blogging for me for free.

WHY I CANCELLED MY EUROPE VACATION

I’m not in Europe because my dad, whom I’m very close to, had a major stroke and his brain was swelling and bleeding. He is a medical miracle. The doctors said everyone with that much brain swelling and bleeding is dead. The bleeding occurred for eight days straight and the swelling persisted. The doctors then said they have to do major brain surgery or my dad will go into acoma. He had major surgery, and he survived! And, just in case you’re wondering, he’s still in the hospital, where I’ve been from around 9 a.m. – 1 a.m. since Monday July 7th.

When I emailed Allie on Friday, July 11, I sent her a brief, angry email about how unreliable she is. In return, she sent an onslaught of insults, also calling me an asshole even after learning that my dad was currently in the hospital fighting for his life. Now that’s class! If I was in her position I would have said, ‘You’re a fucking bitch, but I hope your dad will be okay.’ But when you’re a senior citizen gossip blogger, bitter about not being paid money you don’t deserve, the well being of anyone other than yourself is irrelevant.

Allie also told me,

Shame on you for using your father’s illness as a weapon!”

… Because I told her about his serious condition. I would be offended by her statement, and I should be offended, but that would first require me to know what the fuck she means, and the delusional bitch has yet to make any sense. Maybe she doesn’t even know what her insult is supposed to imply? Poor thing lacks all direction and logic, and she told me I’m bi-polar.

Why would I, someone who loves my dad dearly, use my dad’s illness as a “weapon?” For what exactly?! I informed Allie of the circumstances that allowed me to witness her lack of updates. How self righteous of her to think I would exploit a life threatening tragedy to convey how much she sucks. If I was trying to exploit the situation I would have told her about it while she was blogging to attempt to guilt her into completing quality work.

I care about each and every one of you POTP readers so much. Witnessing Allie’s half assed efforts, especially when she only copied and pasted irrelevant shit from her site, was deeply upsetting. I apologize for posting this long rant, but there’s no way around it. In the words of another angry POTP visitor, “Allie is worthless.” That about sums it up.

Thank you all for being so amazing and continuing to visit this site while I’m away.

That’s so touching. My traffic remained the same. Thank you! I know POTP had tech problems yesterday, but I’ll finally be switching hosts next weekend which should help to eliminate the tech problems. I’ll also be doing some redesigning and I will get back to blogging as soon as I can. I’m also trying to get some Snarky goodness back on POTP soon, too.

Luv ya!
Joy

And don’t be surprised if you see this post a few more times. The word needs to get out on just how vile Allie is.

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