An 11-year-old boy is enjoying a flash of fame in Brazil after biting a pitbull that attacked him as he played in his uncle’s back yard, local media reported on Thursday.
Gabriel Almeida, who lives on the outskirts of Belo Horizonte in the state of Minas Gerais, broke a canine tooth when he bit into the dog’s neck to fend off an attack. Since then, he has been pampered in the studios of several TV stations, where he has been recounting his ordeal.
“I grabbed him by the neck and bit,” he told O Globo newspaper. “It’s no big deal. It’s better to lose a tooth than to lose your life.”
He was freed when bystanders pulled the dog off him and needed four stitches in his arm.
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Can you believe they are remaking The Lost Boys? - Agent Bedhead
Miley Cyrus is a total little mean brat - Ninja Dude
Matthew McConaughey has balls of steel - Gabby Babble
There is no doubt that Heather Mills is one of the most hated people in the world - especially when politicians aren’t involved.
After her highly publicized, messy divorce to Paul McCartney her image has only gotten worse. Blame that on no one but Mills herself. She has apparently gotten so bad, that even her publicist of four years has decided to dump her demanding ass.
Michele Elyzabeth released the following statement to the press:
“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.
Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’
I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.
On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”
And to think that dumb twat was awarded $50 million dollars. That bitch will continue to make everyone and anyone’s life a living hell until she dies an old, lonely, bitter, old woman.
The Bachelor’s Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad’s career.
Heh.
I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne’s relationship was going nowhere.
He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!
Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,
“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”
I can tell this isn’t going to be over anytime soon..
After Naswent off on the Fox Network and Bill O’Reilly yesterday for their “racist propaganda”, O’Reilly is biting back.
His basic point is, how can you call me a racist when you peddle music that slings the “N” word around and promotes violence to your target audience of children and young adults?
He goes on to say that Nas only did it for the attention because his new album is a bomb.
Take a listen.
