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July 29th, 2008

Just How Drunk Was You? July 29th, 2008

Two drunken ass bitches were on a plane boozin’ it up. When airline staff refused to give them more alcohol, they attacked ‘em with a vodka bottle. But it doesn’t end there. One of the drunken ass bitches said, “‘Let’s open the door. I want some fresh air” and attempted to open the emergency exit at 30,000 feet!
Damn, I want a few sips of whatever she was drinking. Shit. Actually, if they were only on vodka, this all makes sense. Vodka has made me do some very bad things. It’s evil.
Two women could face a year in jail and a £20,000 bill after a drunken rampage aboard a plane in which one of them tried to open the cabin door at 30,000ft.
The pilot was forced to make an emergency landing in Germany after the pair, aged 26 and 27, lashed out at stewards who refused to serve them more alcohol.
One was heard to shout ‘Let’s open the door. I want some fresh air’ before being grappled to the floor and handcuffed by staff.
The flight landed in Frankfurt where the two were arrested and questioned by police before being released to return to the UK.
Under German law, they could face a year behind bars for their behaviour and could also be hit with a bill for £20,000 from the airline.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in NYC Pics July 29th, 2008
Now, I have something very random to ask all you phantoms who won’t email me your thoughts. But, here goes it… Why is everyone all just like, ‘Awwww, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are SO cute. They’re just SO cute together!’ AND, people are all like, ‘Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi are adorable! They’re so cute!’

I’ve said it too. BUT, when I saw these pics today on a site with the caption that, “Lindsay and Samantha are so cute!” it kind of pissed me off. Why is a relationship with two females always referred to as cute?! Gay male relationships are usually referred to as ‘hot’ or a ‘good couple’ but not simply ‘cute.’
Sure, people say straight couples are cute, but I can’t shake the feeling that part of the reason why girl on girl is “cute” is because some people don’t get it, it’s kind of shocking. You mean, two women can be in a relationship without a penis and they can actually be happy? That’s cute!’ - just a thought that I would LOVE to hear your take on.
Am I digging for something here? Because I don’t think I am, really. Time and time again it’s the lesbian couples who are consistently referred to as cute, it’s sexist, it’s borderline homophobic and it’s bullshit.
PLEASE use my contact tab. I’m getting more annoyed and intrigued about this by the second.
Plus, I CAN’T believe People magazine is outing Lindsay, check it.
Holding hands and gazing into each other eyes, the couple dined in a cozy, candlelit corner table at Gemma late Monday evening. The two looked quite happy, sitting next to each other as they chatted and laughed in a dark corner of the popular restaurant alongside Ronson’s brother Mark and a male friend.


Black Beauty Causing Global Phenomenon July 29th, 2008
As some of you know, I’m African American, so, of course, I’m luvin’ this story.
In the world of fashion magazines, a black model on the cover of the publication is is a rare occurrence. The justification for this disparity is often that issues with black cover models don’t sell.
This month, however, the so-called “black” issue of Italian Vogue has proven that theory to be at least somewhat flawed.
As reported by UK news source The Guardian, in the past four weeks, the issue has caused such a phenomenal demand at news-stands in Britain and the United States that Condé Nast, the publisher, has rushed to reprint and distribute 40,000 more copies.
The July ‘black issue’ sold out in Britain on arrival. Borders bookstores in the country have reported that demand was up 654% from the previous issue.
“It has been unprecedented, a sensation, although that wasn’t the aim,” said Jonathan Newhouse, chairman of Condé Nast International. Here in the States, the issue is shrink-wrapped and stickered with the words “First Reprint. The Most Wanted Issue Ever.”
“There is a climate shift. This is the year of the presidential election. And this at a time when magazine sales are really hurting.”
The issue isn’t new for Hunt, who wrote a piece about the absence of black models a year ago which was generally met with silence from the industry. Now, she says, everyone is eager to quote the article.
I gotta try to get my ass to Europe asap. See people, this is why I wanted to go visit. I wasn’t planning on getting laid, I was planning on getting LAID - all caps. Hehe.

Quote me of The Day: Shia LaBeouf July 29th, 2008
Before his DUI arrest, Shia ironically spoke with Details magazine about boozin’ it up with his father, a former heroine junkie living in his garage.
“We would drink together and smoke together, and it’s just a bad deal. It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink.”
Shia hits newsstands Monday, August 5.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 Premiere Pics July 29th, 2008
I still don’t know why they would make a part 2 to this boring ass movie. I saw it, like, opening weekend and I was so bored. Where the hell were the sex scenes? I didn’t care that it featured teens, I wanted some action, dammit. And the story line is just dumb. Four bitches, one of em being very curvy at the time, America Ferrera, can fit into the same pair of jeans and they take turns wearing it because it’s, like, majestic and shit? (more…)

Nelly’s Sean Jean Underwear Ad July 29th, 2008

Nelly is looking damn good in his Sean Jean underwear ad, and they didn’t even have to grease him up first.







