Archive for July 30th, 2008
Definitely the cutest newborn celebrity baby - CS
Madonna’s the victim of a shocking attack - CK
Watch the Judge Judy earthquake video - BB
Cockblocked by Scientology - AB
“the best political activist speech I’ve ever heard! The kind where you can’t hear or understand anything the speakers speaking.” - RR
The debut of K-Fed’s man boobs - WIMB
“Finally something between Britney’s legs that won’t take your money y’all!” - GB
Female babysitter statuatory rape’s 14 year-old, gets knocked up too? - CI
The I Am Legend prequel - DS
Claire Danes is the new Nicole Richie - PB
“Chris is so hot. I had a crush on him for a couple of years and, well, I still do. Rihanna came to the video shoot. I didn’t know they were dating - they were doing the ‘just good friends’ thing in the media - and I thought ‘Oooh, maybe I have a chance’. But it’s not to be. They are a sweet couple. I wish them all the best.”
Um, Jordin, er… gurl, your relationship with Chris Brown wouldn’t have lasted more than three weeks. You’ve repeatedly said you wanna remain a virgin until you’re married. That cuts your dating pool down from a few million men to about 6. Remember that, honey. It wasn’t gonna work. And yep, Chris and Rihanna look great together.
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Lauren recently broke down in tears at her Hollywood Hills home, wallowing in the misery that she feels her life has become.
“She’s an emotional train wreck.”
“She usually doesn’t lose it like that. But her life has spiraled out of control, and once she opened the floodgates, it was all over. She just crumpled, putting her head in her hands and sobbing.”
It seems she has a lot to cry about. She’s being slammed in reports for throwing a diva fit at a charity event, her clothing line has been dropped by Kitson, she’s feuding with her pals and her love life is practically nonexistent!
Read all about Lauren’s troubles — including how her her “snotty attitude” has affected her love life — in the new issue of Star.
Isn’t it funny how a lil tears represents that you’re life has “spiraled out of control”? I’m a crier, so crying sounds very normal to me. But LC has never seemed like she’s cut out for the biz. She’s a shy, insecure ho with issues. You should be much more confident with yourself and much more outgoing if you wanna be in the spotlight. At least that’s what me thinks.
Oh, and, bitch, next time you start bawling, make sure the MTV cameras are rolling, you selfish skank.
“Benji never seems to have cash on him to pay for things and tip people, which means Paris always carries cash around,” says an insider. “She feels like it’s easier to throw down a hundred-dollar bill than wait for Benji to fish around for a credit card, which he probably left at home.”
Benji claims he’s just forgetful, but Paris, adds the source, “is starting to feel like he’s cheap.”
Benji’s just trying to save up for all the Valtrex prescriptions he’s been having to fill since he started dating Paris. I’m sure his dose is like 3x the average prescription, and that’s not even including all the other pills he’s poppin’ for other rare strain diseases given to him by Parisite. Seems fair to me.
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Jamie Lynn Spears will reportedly get married by the end of this year and she’s keepin’ it country, y’all. There don’t be nuttin’ high end, exotic or luxurious planned for the young uns’ nuptials.
“She loves everything about the area where she lives. She’s not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills,” a friend of the bride-to-be tells OK!. “Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn’s style.”
Jamie is also already down to her pre-pregnancy body, which is perfect for dress shopping.
Brit Brit will be Jamie’s made of honor, her boyfriend Casey’s sister Ashlee will be one of her bridesmaids and Jamie’s daughter, Maddie, may be in a basket decorated with flowers and carried into the ceremony by the bride and groom’s mothers. AWWWWWWWW!
I’m wishing Jamie, Casey and Maddie all the best.
Women
Ivanka Trump
Michelle Obama, wife of presidential candidate Barack Obama
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Kate Middleton, Prince William’s girlfriend
Sarah Jessica Parker
Fran Lebowitz, American author
Iris Apfel
Tilda Swinton, actress
Evelyn Lauder, cosmetics executive, photographer
Men
Daniel Craig, actor
Matt Lauer, NBC Today show anchor
David Beckham, soccer god
Kanye West, hip-hop mogul
Morley Safer, 60 Minutes correspondent
Lapo Elkann, New York-born Italian industrialist, former marketing manager, and heir to the automaker Fiat
Bryan Lourd, Creative Artists Agency partner
Luis and Rafael Medina, sons of Spanish aristocrat
Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca
Couplings
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Kelly Lynch, actor, and Mitch Glazer, screenwriter and producer
Fashion Professionals
Alexandra Kotur, style director of Vogue magazine
Fiona Kotur Marin, handbag designer
Karl Lagerfeld
Christy Turlington Burns, model
Carine Roitfeld, editor in chief at French Vogue
Katherine Ross, senior vice president of communications for LVMH North America
Stacey Bendet, designer and owner of Alice & Olivia
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