Benji Madden Makes Paris Hilton Pay Up
“Benji never seems to have cash on him to pay for things and tip people, which means Paris always carries cash around,” says an insider. “She feels like it’s easier to throw down a hundred-dollar bill than wait for Benji to fish around for a credit card, which he probably left at home.”
Benji claims he’s just forgetful, but Paris, adds the source, “is starting to feel like he’s cheap.”
Benji’s just trying to save up for all the Valtrex prescriptions he’s been having to fill since he started dating Paris. I’m sure his dose is like 3x the average prescription, and that’s not even including all the other pills he’s poppin’ for other rare strain diseases given to him by Parisite. Seems fair to me.




